Title: Harm’s Revenge
Type: Ficlet (written for the FFA 2005)
Genre: Angel/Stargate: Atlantis (Harmony/Wraith)
Timing: This story occurs during Angel’s fifth season, and early first season for Atlantis.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own these characters. Harmony belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. The Wraiths and the Atlantis-verse belong to MGM, et al.
Harmony sighed. She never should have trusted that scientist, with his talk about life-sucking alien monsters on other planets. But he said he really, really needed her help, so she stood in the middle of the circle in the lab, then poof!
One minute she’d been at Wolfram and Hart, and the next, somewhere weird. She was in the woods, but could see two large moons in the sky. Harmony didn’t remember Earth having two moons, but she’d never been very good at science…or math…or history…or, any of that school stuff, really.
“Hey scientist guy, I wanna go home!” she called, hoping he could still hear her. “And I’m getting dirt on my Jimmy Choos!”
She sighed, looking up at the sky. “If this is some kind of joke, it’s really not funny.”
She jumped as the creature came out of nowhere, a big, ugly, blue-skinned thing with long white hair, who put one hand on her chest and grinned at her through crooked, pointed teeth.
“Hey! Hands off the Donna Karan! And have you heard of dental floss?”
The wraith stared. Though this girl looked human, there was no life in her. What matter of creature was this?
When tall-blue-and-ugly didn’t let go, Harmony got cranky. If this alien monster thought he could mess with this vampire, then he had another thing coming. “Hey, you’re one of those Wraiths that scientist guy was talking about! You want to suck out my life force? Well suck this!” Harmony vamped out, grabbing the wraith in her superhuman grip and plunging her fangs in his neck.
The wraith was no match for her vampire strength, and drained, he slumped to the ground. Harmony smiled. He was a good appetizer, but it was time to find lunch. “Here, wraithy, wraithy…” she called, heading further into the woods.