Assessing the Situation
Title: Assessing the Situation
Disclaimer: Someone else owns all . . .I own jack and squat.
Spoilers: Season 6, er, general stuff.
Summary: Some guys just can’t take a hint.
Pairing: FfA #1156 Buffy / Tony Dinozzo (NCIS)
A/N: Haven’t watched every episode (got addicted during the summer), so the characters might be a bit OOCAssessing the Situation
Buffy didn’t feel particularly ecstatic to be in the NCIS headquarters, but Riley had contacted her with the problem, and well, she was a sucker for helping out her ex. How do you explain to an gung-ho former Marine that one of your junior slayers hadn’t killed an officer, but a vampire that was wearing it’s face? She actually respected Gibbs. He was a decent and not-yet-corrupt-kinda officer just looking for answers. The rest of the team, Kate, Ducky, Abby, even McGee were good people too.
However, there’s always one person who ruins it for everyone. Right now, it was the hornier-than-thou DiNozzo, who was writhing in pain beneath her. Kate and McGee were trying not to laugh (McGee more than Kate).
“Have you learned your lesson, mister grabby-hands?” Buffy asked in a sweet little innocent voice. “Are you ready to apologize?”
“Yes, if it gets you off of me?”
“Oh, please, two seconds ago you were all over me.”
“What’s going on here?” Gibbs demanded, turning to McGee. “Coffee, McGee.”
“Right on it.”
“Somebody better start talking.”
“Tony tried to grope Ms. Summers, and well. . .” Kate said, trying to suppress the grin on her face.
“I took offence.”
“I did not try to grope
her. There was a spot of . . .dirt and I was trying to get it off for her.”
“Yeah, sure.” Buffy and Kate rolled their eyes at the same time.
“Ms. Summers, if you wouldn’t mind waiting for me in the conference room? Kate?”
“No problem, G-man.” Buffy grinned, letting go of Tony’s arm.
He sagged back in his chair as Kate led Buffy out of the room. Gibbs reached over and smacked upside the head. Tony yelped.
“What was that for?”
“What got in your pea-brained head to put the moves on a witness?” Gibbs demanded. He glared at Tony, “How the hell did you survive basic training?”