Reincarnation of Neji-san

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Hyuga Neji-san was dead. That was annoying. A lot. He was floating in some inky darkness without his, um, Ten-Ten-sama or even that annoying Rock Lee.

“Shinigama-san, where are you?” he called out in vain. “I’m here, come and greet me!”

There was no reply at first, but then Neji-san felt a shift in his surroundings and he got whooshed somewhere else, where he opened his eyes, and it was bright, and a black-haired girl and a pink pony with a froofy mane were staring at him with anxiety in their eyes. The girl looked strange; the pony defied description – it was probably the reincarnation of Rock Lee, if anyone.

“Buffy?” the girl asked thoughtfully. “Are you okay?”

“Buffy? Who’s Buffy?” Neji croaked, before stiffening: this was not his voice. He slowly looked down at himself, and then he felt himself as well. Yes, sure enough, he was a girl, with all of the girl parts and none of the boy parts.

“Shinigama-san, you son of bitch!” Neji yelled at the ceiling.

“Pinkie?” Dawn Summers quietly whispered to her co-conspirator. “I think that reincarnating Buffy through the fourth wall didn’t work out.”

End