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Summary: Trapped in the hell dimension after season 2's episode Anne, Buffy does what she needs to to survive. Buffy/Legolas. Response to challenge # 1091 “The Hungry and Horny Challenge.” Rated for violent content.

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Lord of the Rings > Buffy-Centered > Pairing: LegolasmatthewFR1814440173,14923 Nov 0523 Nov 05Yes
Disclaimer: Joss owns Buffy, Tolkien’s heirs own Lord of the Rings. Being neither, I have no claim.



Summary: Trapped in the hell dimension after season 2's episode Anne, Buffy does what she needs to to survive. Buffy/Legolas. Response to challenge # 1091 “The Hungry and Horny Challenge.” Rated for content.

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1091 - The Hungry and Horny Challenge

I'm sure you know how Faith say's slaying makes you "hungry and horny". I would like to see a Buffy/Legolas pairing. After a battle or something Buffy is either hungry, horny, or both. You pick.



Buffy was hungry. The only escapee not to make it to the portal before it closed, she had simply bolted, fleeing down the seemingly endless network of corridors, grimly determined to do whatever it took to survive, and one day escape back to Earth. She knew that she would have problems, but she would simply have to deal with them as they came up, and the first one had been quite a doozy. Simply put, she had neither food nor any way of feeding herself. Within a two days, it had gotten to the point where she was willing to eat anything that moved.

And so she had. When a grac’lar hound jumped out of a side passage and sank its teeth into her leg, Buffy had not only crushed its skull but returned the favour, so hungry as to eat the demon raw. That had been over two days earlier, and as she wandered through the passages, Buffy was almost hoping to be attacked by something she could eat. A whisper of sound reached her ears from just beyond the next turning and the slayer tensed, ready for battle.

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Legolas was lost. The battle with the orcish inhabitants of Moria had separated him from the others, as even a skilled elven tracker could not find his way in the twisting underground passages of the dwarf built stronghold. Still, he would search until he found his companions. Hearing an unfamiliar footstep beyond the bend, the elf nocked an arrow to his bow and sped around the corridor, hoping to surprise whatever foul beast he had stumbled upon and kill it before it could raise an alarm.

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The cloaked demon came tearing around the corner with a bow ready to fire, and the slayer blurred into action. She dodged the first arrow and her first punch broke the bow before it could fire a second shot. It gasped and went for a sword, but she was too fast. Her sweeping kick broke its leg and toppled it to the ground less than a second before her follow-up elbow strike crushed its throat. The threat dealt with, Buffy took the time to look over her attacker. It seemed almost human, except small differences like pointed ears. Then again, so did vampires.

Using the thing’s sword to cut off a slice of meat, Buffy took a bite.

“Huh. Tastes just like chicken.”



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