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Ten thousand Bullets and A Stake
Author: Ash’s Boomstick (a.k.a. Silent Bob Foley)
SUMMARY: YARTF (Yet another Road Trip fic) Xander Harris is framed for a crime he didn’t commit, on the run from the law, the PTB, the White Hats and the Black Hats he turns to the only people he can trust- others like himself framed for a crime they didn’t commit.
CROSSOVERS: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/The A-Team/MacGyver
RATING : 18 for adult themes, violence and language
DISTRIBUTION: Xanderzone, FF.net, Anywhere else just let me know,
RELATIONSHIPS: Possible Buffy/Xander or Faith/Xander or Xander/other- undecided.
SPOILERS: Up to season 4 of Buffy some episodes of The A-Team.
Author’s Notes: I am attempting to write this almost as a pastiche of 80’s TV programs, the style is slightly different to my usual writing and this is why.
Dedications: Wolfy, Danii, Tenhawk, Shawn, Teri, Tohonomike and Siege
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Alexander Harris- Untouchable, Demon Hunter, A-Team Reservist
Buffy Summers- Vampire Slayer (Primary Line), Student
Willow Rosenburg- Witch, Hacker, Student
Daniel ‘Oz’ Osbourne- Werewolf, musician, Student
Rupert Giles- Unofficial Watcher, A-Team Intelligence operative
Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith- Commanding Officer
Captain HM ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock- Pilot
Lt Templeton ‘Face’ Peck- Stores officer, Executive officer
Sgt BA Baracas- Mechanic, weapons officer
The Phoenix Foundation
Angus Macgyver – Head of Operations
Sean (Sam) Macgyver- Reporter, Foundation reservist
Note: Untouchables- untouchables are chosen humans that are unobservable by the dark powers or light powers at any time, their movements go unnoticed to all but mundane human ways. However these untouchables are capable of blending into the background and are often dismissed as nothing by many around them. Only twelve untouchables are active at any one time and almost all are attached by design or fortune to one of the thirteen mystical convergences on Earth’s surface.
The most notable of the current generation of untouchables is Alexander Harris whose presence over the primary hellmouth of this dimension has led to the successful defense of the portal several times over the last three years. His reduced signature on both the mundane and mystical levels has allowed his continued presence and survivability to grow exponentially sometimes overlapping and reinforcing those around him to the point that several have returned from the dead.
The untouchables are as such an unknown factor in the war between the two sides often leading to a confusion which allows them to move freely, their work usually will lead to the victory of one side or the other by their actions- however like all humans they can choose sides in the war and often they are split down the middle with six to each side until victory is certain.
It is unknown where and when the untouchables were brought into being and it is believed that their abilities are a divine power bestowed upon them by the highest rung of the mystical ladder, by the great creator itself.