Disclaimer: I do not own them. Joss Whedon owns all things in the Buffy 'verse, and NCIS is owned by, um, CBS?
Fandom: NCIS/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Challenge: #46 Crossovers (ncisdrabble100)
Spoilers: set in the current season of NCIS, set post season 7 of Buffy
Characters: Faith, Tony, Gibbs - mention of Robin.
Summary: You gotta blink, boyo.
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“Ya might wanna blink, boyo,” the dark haired woman smirked at the agent sitting across the table from him.
“What?” Tony blinked.
“Two years ago, I’da been on you within five seconds, we’d go back to your place and be five by five after a real good night,” she leaned back in her seat. “But now I got a steady guy, real pretty like you, but I’m guessin’ smarter cuz he ain‘t slow on the uptake.”
“Miss Lehane, your story checks out. You’re free to go,” Gibbs said from the doorway.
Faith grinned and pushed herself up out of the chair. She grinned at the older agent before pinching DiNozzo’s cheek on her way out of the interrogation room. The second he turned his head to follow her, Gibbs smacked the back of his head.
“It’s not polite to stare at a pregnant woman,” Gibbs snapped. “They’re sensitive about their bodies, DiNozzo.”
“I wasn’t staring at her body
“No, but you were about to.”
“Have you ever seen a pregnant woman decked out in skin-tight leather, boss?”
“Don’t you have work to do?” Gibbs glared.
“Right on it, boss,” Tony said, shaking his head as he left.