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Summary: Xover with Firefly, short 1-off. Spike and Kaylee.

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Firefly > Spike-CenteredAnnOfMidnightFR131410051,72928 Apr 0628 Apr 06Yes
Joss Whedon owns both these characters and the premise. I'm making them say words, but I swear I'll put them back when I'm done.


“Mine is the best one.”

“The best what?”

“Transport. This here is Serenity.”

“No offence, she looks like a piece of fei-oo.”

“Hey, we’re not that desperate for passengers to have to take this crap.”

“Yes you are. Your heart’s racing; you want to get off this rock as fast as possible. It’s why you’re begging for passengers in the middle of the night.”

“M’not begging. I’m just saying. If you can pay she’ll take you where you want to go.”

“And what if I want to stay in the black for as long as I can?”

“Windows are scarce and we do see more black than sunlight.”

“I think I’m in, luv.”

“Fine. But don’t you insult her no more. She’s a fine ship.”

“Alright. I am sorry for calling – “


“Right, I am sorry for calling her a bad name.”


“We got the Captain, Jayne and Zoe who could kill you where you stand.”

“Doubt it.”

“Well my friend River can kill you with her mind.”


“And we’ve got a preacher. Book. He’s been lifting quite a lot of weights lately.”

Spike gulps.

“And he’ll bless all the water in the ship if I ask him to.”

“No need.”

“Good, ‘cause I like my all my friends blood just where it is.”

“I’m surprised you want to take me in.”

“I’m freezing. It’s dark. We need to fill er’up.”

“But you know about me.”

“Yeah. I used to see you around in town. You helped out my family awhile back with those alliance bankers who came around with guns. I remember you.”

“Which one are you?”

“Kaiwinnit Lee.”

Spike looks at the woman up and down.

“Little Kaylee? Time flies… So, you remember what I taught you then?”

“Sure do, don’t trust anyone who can’t stand the sun. Don’t leave home without a little holy water. Don’t let the alliance experiment on you...”

“Remember what I said about me?”

“That the alliance is after you. That they opened your brain...”

“Yeah, government keeps thinking opening my skull is a good idea. Tossers.”

“...that you need blood to survive and that sometimes you could get a little carried away. ”


“We got a doctor. You keep your teeth out of my neck I’ll make sure you don’t become a crazed loony.”


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