Don't even ask me where this came from...I don't know! Constructive critique people. Pweeze????

No, it isn't mine...except the dialogue of course...but the characters are Joss Whedon's and Laurell K. Hamilton's.

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Interesting Phone Call

The phone almost dropped from his hand as he stared at it. "Good lord. Let me see if I understand this correctly…your servant was Called six months ago, went into a comatose state from receiving the Gift in the middle of…intimate relations and the shock drove her slightly mad. So, you are calling me to…" he let the sentence hang, wanting an explanation for why he was blushing six ways to Sunday.

"I am phoning you to get me back ma petite." The threat was present and loud and clear.

"Good lord."

"Ma petite is female," the phone went dead in his ear.

"Good lord."