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Summary: Anya realizes she can’t grant those wishes… Drabble and rated FR15 for the shameless use of the 'p' word!

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Anya-CenteredsupernaturalfanaticFR151166011,25228 May 0628 May 06Yes
I Wish

Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon

Spoilers: Through ‘Chosen.’

Notes: Just a little drabble involving Anya and Halfrek…


Summary: Anya realizes she can’t grant those wishes…


“I wish you felt how it feels to have your heart stepped on!”

“I wish his penis would just shrivel up and fall off!”

“I wish you knew it feels to carry this child for nine months!”

“I wish your arm would just break!”

Anya forced herself to look away from the viewing screen that looked down on Earth.

“Can’t someone grant that?” she asked.

“Oh honey, this is heaven,” Halfrek patted Anya on the shoulder. “I don’t know how we got in, but you can’t wish ill thins on people here.”

“But she wished his penis would fall off!” Anya whined. “Can’t someone up here those some penis eating disease at him or something?”

“Trust me, I tried to get someone to help the kids, but nothing bad happens here. We let nature take its course.”

Anya turned to look at the screen again, willing it to show her more enraged women.

“I wish his head would explode!”

“Oh, come on!” Anya yelled.


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