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Summary: DOOM the movie. Xander goes to Willy’s bar after the wedding that wasn’t. He makes a new friend and says something he shouldn’t. Now Xander has to adapt to his new surroundings as a soldier of a different world. Slash.

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Games > Horror > Doom / QuakeMerKatFR151933,5132120773,83730 May 0611 Feb 08Yes

Drink for my soul

Wishing just makes trouble

Title: Drink for my soul
Author: Merkat
Fandom: Buffy/Doom
Pairing: Xander/Reaper
Summary: Xander goes to Willy’s bar after the wedding that wasn’t. He makes a new friend and says something he shouldn’t. Now Xander has to adapt to his new surroundings.
Archive: Slash.
Rating: PG-13 . . . NC17
Parts: many if I don’t get a road block.
Status: Finished? No.
Series/Sequel: Nope? No idea
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners.
Author notes & Warnings: M/M fanfic. No Beta. Be afraid. My mood affects my writing.

Willy’s bar

Giving a big grin Xander gulped down another drink. He was still wearing his suit from the wedding that wasn’t to be. Xander wanted to cry and laugh at the same time. Today sucked! How could, what was supposed to be the best day of his life, be the worst? Sighing Xander ordered himself another beer. Maybe if he drank enough he could forget. He didn’t even move as someone sat beside him. “ Hey, kid.”

Giving a weak smile Xander spoke. “Hello . . .” He said with very little care. The old man sitting next to him scuffed.

“Bad day?”

Xander nodded. “Bad life.”

The old man wearing faded green army fatigue’s smiled. “One of those days, huh?”

Xander could only node as he downed his latest bottle of beer. “Well kid you know what? The only thing that will help is to get your mind off it! Drinkings good but you need a story to go with it. I’m Milo by the way.” He said as he held a hand out to Xander.

“Xander . . .” He says with a sigh.

“Well Xander let me tell ya about Nam!”

Xander must have drunk enough because he forgot what he came to the bar for. He and Milo were having a gay ol’ time. Milo was talking about his friends from Nam, how they all became his family, how he could always depend on them. Xander wanted that too! Swinging his arm around Xander gave Milo a one-armed hug.

“ Man Milo I wish I had that! Be a badass soldier like you were and save the good ol’ world!!” Said Xander as he spun around in his chair.

“Yeah, I wish I could be one of those special forces like you, with a cool team! Somewhere I could start over without the hellmouth following me!” He said as he giggled. Xander was too drunk or too occupied with his fantasy to notice Milo’s face had morphed.

“Wish granted my boy . . .” Said Mil-O’ha the demon of second chances and new hope for hero’s smiled at the boy’s confused face as he disappeared.

“Good luck boy, and just because I like you I’ll give you some extra’s.” He waved his hand and powerful magicks followed Xander. Now other wish demons and that creepy little red witch could not bug the boy unless he called upon them. Adding another dash of magic Mil-O’ha smiled, the kid deserved love after-all.

Sitting relaxed into his chair Mil-O’ha smiled as Anyanka the demon for scorned and wronged women appeared. Mil-O’ha shook his head.

“ To late deary. D’Hoffryn likes the kid and so do I. Besides you’d hate yourself in the morning if you turned him into a woman. From what I gleaned from your mind he has a lovely penis.” He said bluntly.

Anayanka snorted, she was probably drunker then Xander was. “I said I’d turn him into a bitch, didn’t say anything about a woman!!!” She screeched as she flashed away in a blast of corny red light.

Mil-O’ha snorted. “You did not deserve the boy anyway . . .” He said as he to disappeared.

A new world far away from the slayer-verse

Xander screamed as he fell and fell. Everything was going by too quickly for him to see. Closing his eyes, Xander just screamed. Then finally he landed with an ‘oof’ onto a hard bed. Looking up and around him, Xander was confused. He was in some sort of barracks. Nearly falling out of bed as a big black hand landed on his shoulder, looking up he met a smiling face. “ Hey, another nightmare?” Xander looked at the smiling black man in wonder till knowledge of this world filled his head. The man before him was Duke. Xander was one of the new members of the RRTS, he was a soldier like he wished. Ooooh shit!!!!!


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