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Summary: Dean and Sam are on a Hunt in the city of sin when Dean wakes up after a night of heavy drinking to find himself married to none other than Buffy Summers, the best friend of the brother he had to give up.

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Supernatural > Buffy-Centered > Pairing: Dean WinchesterChosenfireFR181532,6971115066,46818 Jun 0611 Jan 09No
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Wake-Up Call

Beer Bad
By: chosenfire
Spoilers: season 1 of Supernatural post “Something Wicked”
Buffy post season 7 “Chosen”
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or show references

Answer to challenge #310 “Woke Up In Vegas” by Jinni
The challenge is this:
A BtVS or AtS character and a character from another genre meet up in Vegas and get really, really smashed. They end up in bed and MARRIED. Your story should pick up the next morning, when one or the other (or both) wakes up completely confused.

What comes next for the (un)happy pair? Do they stay together? Is there a reason why they can't separate? Are there long term consequences or just short term? And what do their friends think of what's happened?

Summary: Dean Winchester finds himself married to a blond Vampire Slayer in Vegas and the two must make a decision while trying to hide their nighttime activities.
Dean/Buffy, Sam? (I’m thinking either Dawn, Willow, or Faith. Vote on it.)



Chapter 1 Wake-Up Call

Dean gritted his teeth against the relentless pounding in his skull and opened his eyes, glaring at the sunlight coming into the room from the window, groaning as he sat up in the king size bed.

It took him all of five seconds to realize that: (1) this wasn’t his hotel room, (2) he had lost his clothes, and (3) their was a gorgeous blond woman sleeping on the bed beside him completely nude.

A grin spread on his lips as he looked at the golden curves of the naked goddess he had obviously gotten very lucky with last night and he pushed back the headache as she shifted, the sheet covering her slipping to reveal the beautiful bounty he fervently wished he could remember.

“Well this trip certainly does have its rewards.” he whispered.

After dealing with the child killing demon Sam had found reports of some nasty that hunted heavy gamblers, ripping out their hearts and leaving a single ancient coin on their foreheads.

So they had headed for Nevada and the infamous city of sin. After decapitating the demon they had decided to celebrate and when Sammy had gone to catch some sleep at the hotel, Dean had ordered another beer and allowed himself to get completely drunk.

He thanked whatever gods had placed him in the vicinity of the hot blond sleeping with him.

The blonds eyes flew open and she sat up quickly covering herself with the sheet and looking at him in dread.

“We didn’t…” her voice trailed off as she looked at him and she groaned “I am going to kill Faith.” wrapping the sheet tighter around her body.

They had come to Vegas to get away from the hassle of over four dozen hormonal teenage girls and paperwork that went with running a school for the new Slayers popping up all over the world.

Faith had talked her into having the reformed Council pay for the expenses of a much needed vacation, and along with Willow, Dawn, and Xander, they had boarded the private jet for Las Vegas.

Xander had gone to try his hand at poker, Willow had taken Dawn to see a concert, and Faith had dragged Buffy off to a club to get totally wasted and laid.

If the dark haired Slayer could see her now she would be so proud.

“ I’m Dean Winchester” the very good looking man offered him her hand with arrogant smirk and she sighed resigned “Buffy Summers.”

They noticed it at the same time, identical gold bands on each others left hands, and eyes went wide in shock looking at each other in abject horror.
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