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Summary: Xander and Vi go on a plane trip to find a slayer, but when the plane malfunctions and crashes in the sea, a few others plus themselves get washed up on a beach. Warning: Sex in later chapters. No underage sex. On Hold.

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Dinotopia & Vampires

Setting: Post-Chosen, Xander has both eyes. Pre Dinotopia movie, about four or six years before. Year after the last book of Harry Potter. Post 3 season of X-Men Evo. Last season of Gilmore Girls, Rory isn't with Logan. Where Anita joins pards with Micah. Season 3 of Charmed. Years after LXG. Years after the last season of M*A*S*H. Post season 1 of ER. Post Not My Problem.
Summary: Xander and Vi go on a plane trip to find a slayer, but when the plane malfunctions and crashes in the sea, a few others plus themselves get washed up on a beach. Warning: Sex in later chapters. No underage sex.
Pairing: Xander/Vi, Harry/Rory, Hermione/Carter, Kurt/Prue, Evan/Cherry, Wanda/Jason, Paris/Tom, Hawkeye/Margaret, Marco/Rachel.
Rating: FR21
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot, Katie, Sarah, Helen, Jack, Harold, Jean, Diana, Faeye, and Daniel.
Ages: Tom(Unknown), Hawkeye & Margaret(65), Prue(26), Helen & Jean & Diana & Faeye(23) Xander & Cherry(22), John Carter(21), Jason(20), Rory & Paris(19), Vi & Harry & Hermione & Kurt & Wanda & Evan(18), Marco & Rachel(16)
Aurthur's Note: Mentions of the other people in each of their respectable series, and Dinotopia is not in the Caribbean.


Gate 12
Los Angeles to Australia
Red Eye Flight
First Class
11:40 P.M.

A man put his carry-on bag in the overhead compartment, then sat down in his seat and buckled the seat belt, "Why did I suggest that I come with you?"

The red head girl smiled as she also put her carry-on bag in the overhead compartment, sat down and buckled her seat belt, "Because, you volunteered to come with me."

The man looked over at the girl, "You now that I could just turn right around and get off this plane, right."

The girl giggled, "No you wouldn't Xander."

Xander looked over at the giggling girl, "Then you don't know me very well Vi."

Before Vi could answer a voice interrupted them.

"Excuse me, but I think our seats are right by you young man."

Xander and Vi looked up at the man, "Sorry, let us just get our legs out of the way, then you and your wife can sit down," Xander said as he and Vi moved their legs for the old couple.

"Thank you," the man said as he and the woman carefully walked passed the young couple's legs.

"You're welcome Sir," Xander said as he and Vi straightened their legs.

"Please call me Hawkeye, I can't stand being called 'Sir', reminds me to much of being in the Army," Hawkeye said as his body shuddered in mock horror.

"I don't think they want to hear anything about that Hawkeye," Margaret said as she rolled her eyes at her husband.

Vi giggled as she watched the old couple bicker back and forth, Xander just started to laugh quietly.

"Now now Hot Lips, I'm just giving them some cowardly advice about being drafted to these young people," Hawkeye said as he winked at the young man and woman.

Xander and Vi started to laugh at loud at what the man had just said and at the look that the woman was shout at the man.

"I don't think that was a good idea Mr. Hawkeye," Vi said as she covered her mouth with her hand to stifle the laughter.

"Ah, its all right, Mrs. Pierce can't keep her hands off me," Hawkeye chuckled.

"So, I take it that you've known each other for a long while, before getting married," Xander said as he looked at Hawkeye and his wife.

"Oh you could say that, we where assigned to the same M*A*S*H outfit, and it was hate at first sight, with me and Margaret, it also didn't help that she was involved with a ferret face of a so called doctor, who also happened to be married," Hawkeye snorted, as he folded his arms across his chest.

"I take it that you didn't like this guy," Vi said as a couple more people started to fill the seats around them.

"What's M*A*S*H stand for?" Vi asked.

"Mobile Army Surgical Hospital."

Vi, Hawkeye, and Margaret looked at Xander.

"My Grandpa served in Korea at a M*A*S*H outfit as well." Xander said.

"Whose your Grandpa?" Hawkeye asked.

Xander looked at Hawkeye, "Capt. John Francis Xavier 'Trapper' McIntyre."

"Trapper's your Grandfather!" Margaret exclaimed.

Xander grinned at Hawkeye and Margaret, "Yep, but what tipped me off about you two was Hawkeye calling you 'Hot Lips'."

Hawkeye and Margaret started to chuckle to themselves.

"Man, I can't believe we actually won that contest," Rachel as she and Marco put their carry-on bags in the compartment.

"Yeah, me neither," Marco said as they both sat down and buckled their seat belts.

"I still don't get why we are going to Australia, it's the most boring continent every," Paris said as she and Rory sat down across the aisle from them and put their carry-ons behind their legs, and buckled their seat belts.

"Because your finger landed on it." Rory answered.

"How come she's coming with us Kurt," Evan asked as he and the other two put their carry-on bags in the compartments.

"Because, ze Professor asked us to, und plus Pietro und their father wanted her to have a vacation, so they all suggested that she come with us," Kurt replied as he, Wanda, and Evan sat down behind three people and buckled the seat belts.

Wanda turned to Kurt and Evan, "Thanks for letting me come."

"You're velcome."

"Piper, I don't have time for this, the planes about to leave and the stewardess is asking me to turn off me cell, so I'll call you back when I get there," Prue said as she hung up, slid her carry-on under her seat, and sat down by a man wearing an ankle length leather coat and a cowboy hat, that was covering his eyes, she also noticed that she and the man sat in front of a young and old couple, she then buckled her seat belt. She put her cell into her purse and pulled out a magazine so she could read.

"I don't know about this Harry, I mean why Australia, it hardly has any good history at all," Hermione said as she and Harry sat down in front of a blonde and brunette girl.

"Hermione we bloody well have gone over this before 'Moine, we're going there for vacation to get away for a while," Harry said he and Hermione put their carry-ons on the floor by their feet, and buckled their seat belts.

Harry looked around the plane and noticed that it was hardly full at all, "Well, at least the airplane is hardly full."

"Quit right," Hermione said as she unzipped her bag and brought out 'A Spell for Chameleon' and started to read.

Cherry walked down the aisle looking for Jason and hers seats. They found their seats and sat down, putting their carry-ons on the floor, buckled their seat belts, and waited for the plane to take off.

John Carter walked down the aisle, put his carry-on in the compartment and slid into his seat by a blonde woman and buckled his seat belt.

"This is your Captain speaking, we'll be taking off shortly, Thank you."

Xander waited as the stewardesses started to go through the whole safety thing, when they finished the plane jerked, then started moving. Xander gripped the armrests tightly when the plane started to rise.

Vi looked at Xander, "You're afraid of flying?"

"Yes I am, since I have never flown on a plane before." Xander muttered. When the plane leveled out, seat belt light went dark.

"You may now move freely about the cabin."

Xander unbuckled his seat belt, then stood up and stretched, "I'll be back, I have to use the restroom."

A Few Hours Later
10:25 P.M.

Everyone in first class was talking to each other out of shear boredom.

"So where are you from," Wanda asked Vi, as all the women watched the men talking and joking around.

"Twin Falls, Idaho," Vi answered as she kept a close ear on what the males where talking about.

"You look like you know what the guys are talking about," Rachel said as she looked over at Vi.

Vi shrugged, "Not really. So why are you going to Australia?"

"Me and Marco won a contest that had to do with Australia," Rachel said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.

"Why are you going Mrs. Pierce?" Prue asked.

"Oh, our youngest son is getting married," Margaret said as she opened her purse and took out a photo to show the other ladies.

"Wow, his cute," Cherry said as she glanced at the picture, several other women agreed.

"Oh hush," Margaret chuckled, with the others, as she put the picture back.

Xander turned back to the others, "Has anyone very figured out why women are like that?"

Hawkeye chuckled, "Xander, no man will ever figure out women, that's what makes life so interesting."

Marco shook his head, "And who would be brave enough to try to figure women out?"

Everyone laughed at that.

"Wow, Marco actually said something funny," Rachel remarked.

"Very funny Xena."

The other men looked at each other then at Marco.

"Xena?" Xander asked.

Before Marco could answer, the plane shuddered.

"Sorry folks but you all need to get back in your seats, we've hit some turbulence."

Everyone went to their seats and buckled in for a bump ride.

"Oh shit, what the hell was that!"

"I have no clue!"

"Crap, we've lost engines one and two!"

Vi grabbed Xander's hand and squeezed.

The plane suddenly dropped rapidly then raised back up.

"Okay folks you might want to get the life jackets on now!"

Everyone scrambled to get their life jackets out from under their seats and put them on. The plane dropped again but didn't go back up.

"Oh, God Hawk," Margaret exclaimed as she gripped Hawkeyes hand.

"Don't worry Margaret," Hawkeye said as he wrapped his arms around her waist and shoulders.

The plane starts to spin slowly, as if in a huge tornado, there where several loud noises coming from the plane, as it starts to go faster and faster. There was a huge loud shrieking of metal as a wing was torn off and flew off.

"Oh Fuck!" Wanda yelled as another shriek of ripping metal piercing the air in the cabin.

The plane started to shake so rapidly that the overhead compartment doors flew open and the carry-ons fell out onto the floor.

"Folks, I'm sorry to say this but the planes going to crash into the ocean, so you want to pray to what ever god you believe in."

"Shit. Okay, what we need to do is get everyone to the door," Xander said as he unbuckled his seat belt, jumped over Vi's legs and ran to the door.

A stewardess came running out to see what was going on, "Sir, you need to get back in your...."

The stewardess was interrupted when the plane hit the water, jarring everyone on board and knocking Xander and the stewardess to the floor, then plane started to sink quickly.

Xander looked at the stewardess, "We really don't have time for this."

"Fine but get the two rafts," Helen said as she stood up and ran to the compartment that held the rafts.

Vi, Hawkeye, Margaret, Wanda, Evan, Cherry, Prue, Tom, Kurt, Jason, Paris, Harry, Rory, Hermione, Marco, John, and Rachel quickly got out of their seat belts and ran to the door.

"Jean, Diane, Faeye get out here and help me with the rafts!" Helen yelled.

"Oh god, Jack and Harold are dead," Jean said as she ran out behind the curtain and helped Helen with the rafts as Diane and Faeye came running out of the back

Xander ran over and grabbed the four rafts, giving one to Tom, Marco, and Jason, "Okay, now all we need to do is open the door and quickly get out before the water pushes us back in."

"Vait, I may be able to help," Kurt said as he looked over at Xander and the stewardesses.


"Everyone hold onto me."

Wanda and Evan immediately grabbed onto Kurt's shoulders, slowly everyone grabbed a hold of Kurt.

"Now, when we get in the matter, no matter what pop the rafts open," Kurt said as he looked at Xander, Tom, Marco, Jason, "Und hold your breath now."


After Xander said that one word, and everyone took a breath, everyone felt a strange sensation, and then they where in the water, with Kurt unconscious, without missing a beat Xander, Tom, Marco, and Jason opened the rafts and everyone quickly rose to the surface. When they broke the surface, they all helped Kurt into the first raft, then everyone else climbed into the nearest raft, lashing the four rafts together with the strings that where on them. Finally they all sat back and waited for the storm to blow over.

The End?

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