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Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from laoshi
Review:
No It’s got to be Cordelia and Yoda. This is my final word no take backs honest guv’nah. Yoda’s got to be at the bedpan stage himself hasn’t he? No sorry. It’s the clones. No Yoda. No the clones. AHHHH!!!!!

Is Cordelia going to be evil? Or Will she just wait for the right time and hit Palpatine over the head with an executive toy?
Comments from author:
The latter.
Review By [laoshi] • Date [23 Feb 12] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Rimsoo Seven" from laoshi
Review:
Dumb question: Where did they get a copy of Cordelia’s personality?

Cordelia Chase saves the galaxy one Jedi’s wardrobe at a time.

I’m, slightly in awe of all the background reading you must have done to put together the scene introducing the hospital.

I take it back, Cordelia and any of her clones are the best odd couple ever.
Comments from author:
That'll be explained in a chapter that'll be retconned in; I realized that due to growth limits, Cordelia would need to be a part of the Spaarti program rather than a full-on Kamino breeding system in order to appear before war's end.
Review By [laoshi] • Date [23 Feb 12] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Sexual Healer" from laoshi
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And Before I read this story I didn’t even know the Jedi had fencing styles. I thought they just gave them the lightsabers and told them to swing away.

Ah the challenges of accessorizing in Jedi robes.

Will we ever get artwork of Cordelia in her armour?

She does seem strangely okay with lots of little Cordelia’s walking around. You must’ve redrafted this story since the last time I read it. I vaguely recall clone Cordelias snarking at Original Cordelia.

You should write more Cordelia and Yoda scenes. They’re the best odd couple ever.

Am I the only one who gets a thrill when the words Cordelia and deviant are used in the same sentence?

And when I get that feeling

I want sexual healing.

Good work. I’m off to read the next chapter.
Comments from author:
Yes, they used two different sword styles in the original trilogy and then brought in a master swordsman for the prequels to give the large number of Jedi different fighting styles. It was eventually codified into seven styles of combat, although there are really ten. Semantics, though.

This is also an old chapter (as are the following ones). It's from '09 while the ones before it are from this year. I need to rewrite/repost/update it to match. Got distracted with other projects.
Review By [laoshi] • Date [23 Feb 12] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from AbscondingCascade
Review:
So where do we go from here? :) ... Anyway enough of my bad joke, A cracking good read and so in thanks a song that goes with the 1st chapter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJPooQ4Tl2U

P.S I forgot to add a song for HP&TWU so - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGKUSgFNlbg
Comments from author:
I'm going to update a few existing chapters, slide in two more new chapters to reflect stuff added to the EU between 2006 and now, and then maybe do a sequel.
Review By [AbscondingCascade] • Date [26 Jan 12] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from tosca
Review:
LOL! Great ending lines.
Comments from author:
Cordelia's a menace, no matter where she ends up.
Review By [tosca] • Date [24 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from Roth
Review:
Just reread the entire thing, laughing my ass off all the way through. If you decide to continue this in a part 2 I'll be there as well.
Comments from author:
I have two more chapters to insert (between the existing #9 and #10 based on the official Star Wars timeline) and then I might do a sequel that follows Cordelia post-Battle of Rendili.
Review By [Roth] • Date [23 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Bright Light! Bright Light!" from Arekanderu
Review:
Poor Yoda. Left out he feels . Another great chapter. Here is to hoping the Force inspires a sequel
Comments from author:
I have two more chapters to insert (between the existing #9 and #10 based on the official Star Wars timeline) and then I might do a sequel that follows Cordelia post-Battle of Rendili.
Review By [Arekanderu] • Date [23 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from Arekanderu
Review:
Complete!? Complete? Say it ain't so! I want to see Cordelia torturing Palpatine!
Comments from author:
I might do 'Cordylosophies 2: Revenge of the Bitch'... ^_^
Review By [Arekanderu] • Date [15 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from (Recent Donor)deitarionSSokolow
Review:
I am VERY glad to see an update to this. I found it early on and, despite all the fiction I've read here, it's still one of the most memorable fics I've ever found on this site.

Great touches with Cordy's views on the ships and her conversation with her "nerd-me"s. Looks like it'll a lot of fun, character interaction-wise, to see her with Palpatine. Just her personality alone would guarantee that, but she's also got the experience and ideological loyalties necessary to elevate the interactions to an art form. :)
Comments from author:
I'm working on tweaking a few other chapters, inserting one or two more based on the Clone Wars CGI series...
Review By [(Recent Donor)deitarionSSokolow] • Date [14 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from Markelo
Review:
Why did you end it there? That's just evil! What happens next?
Review By [Markelo] • Date [5 Jan 12] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from BrownFinderth
Review:
Really would have liked to continue reading this story, as I do not believe the end is really the end due to the way it ended!!
Comments from author:
I'm thinking of doing a second story just for kicks. Not sure.
Review By [BrownFinderth] • Date [28 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from starshinedown
Review:
Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about the ending. I don't know if it's just that I don't usually like the protagonist to join the bad guys or if it's Cordelia joining the bad guys that doesn't sit right. I'll have to chew on that for a bit.

I do enjoy, again, how she's Cordelia through and through, yet just enough different to make her fit, mostly, with this universe.
Comments from author:
When you've got two different sides of an intergalactic war equally capable - and willing - to kill you depending on what one man said, self-preservation tends to override morality in pretty much everyone. Especially when that man has the ability to end your life in seconds without even resorting to using the armies against you.
Review By [starshinedown] • Date [16 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Rimsoo Seven" from starshinedown
Review:
I shudder at the idea of a corps of nurses/medics comprised of Cordelias. Ouch.
Comments from author:
Heh. Scary, isn't it?
Review By [starshinedown] • Date [16 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "A Celebration…" from starshinedown
Review:
"A little bit from Column A… a little bit from Column B…"

*snort*

I like this rendition of Cordelia. Still a smart ass, still the awesome woman she developed into before her craptastic story demise in the series, but just different enough to make her interesting. I'm curious to see where this goes!
Comments from author:
There's gonna be a few more chapters inserted into the timeline based on episodes of the CGI story.
Review By [starshinedown] • Date [16 Apr 10] • Rating [7 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kinda Sorta Phallic, Aren't They?" from Markelo
Review:
Cory can't be a Sith! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEED if she becomes a Sith!
Review By [Markelo] • Date [28 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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