Large PrintHandheldAudioRating
using
 paypal
Twisting The Hellmouth Crossing Over Awards - Results
Is your email address still valid?

Counts of Blood

StoryReviewsStatisticsRelated StoriesTracking
Review of chapter "chapter tventy-two" from Mcspender
Review:
That was one hell of a fight, Mortal Kombat indeed =D!!.
And of course, being a follower of the saying about details, the Count is gonna pay a lot of detailed attention to the organized demise of this foe.
Pretty detailed, and pretty grafic too =S.
Cool chapter, see ya!!.
Comments from author:
Thank you.


Yes, the Count is a wery detail-oriented indiwidual.

If I'm going to rate it high and say that it's due to violence, painful suffering and counting, then shouldn't I actually deliver that?

and again, thanks. : )
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [15 Jul 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter twenty-vun" from TAO
Review:
“You haff made me wery angry.”


And you, dear lady, have made us laugh our asses off with each and every chapter. Granted, you have destroyed or maimed many a childhood memory with this fic, but oh yeah, the ride was so worth it.


So Joe's doing well against the Lamprey demon...good. Like I said before, he seems decent for a soulless minion type. He might actually make it past the fledling stage.


Alas, it looks like this story is starting to wrap up. Which makes me wonder what other childhood memories you're going to wreck.
Review By [TAO] • Date [15 Apr 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter twenty-vun" from yakoba
Review:
"Vun! Vun slowly dismembered and dissected human mage! ah, ah, ah!"
Review By [yakoba] • Date [3 Feb 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter twenty-vun" from Taisy
Review:
I love this story to itty bitty pieces.

Thank you for the update and for the highly entertaining read.
Review By [Taisy] • Date [29 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "chapter twenty-vun" from slmncpm
Review:
*cackles and hands you scones* wery angry indeed.
Comments from author:
mmmm.... scones.

Anybody disagree with that analysis of the Count's mood?
Review By [slmncpm] • Date [29 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "chapter twenty-vun" from Mcspender
Review:
"Glaring at the man, Count vonCount snarled, “You haff made me wery angry.”
Someone is gonna get what he deservees! =P.
And, the Count knows how to fight, I suppose he uses kempo or krav-maga??. I mean, both systems are very efficient.
Cool chapter, see ya!!.
Comments from author:
The sorcerer will not like the Count when he's angry.

I was tempted to have the Count say 'You haff made me wery angry. You vill not like me vhen I am angry."
.... except that might have been a bit much.

I have not attempted to identify the name of the Count's style, but it obviously can't be one that depends on superior reach and/or body mass...
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [29 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from TAO
Review:
Now this was a nice twist, the count in "teaching/mentor" mode while dismembering and killing a demon. I loved the almost "classroom" approach you took on this.

And then, like any good teacher, the count sends his student off to fight on their own at the end.

I hope Joe survives...he seems fairly decent...at least as far as soulless minions go.
Comments from author:
Thank you. What better way is there to test and see if the younger vampire has been paying attention?

Joe does not wish to be an expendable Ensign Smith (in the red shirt) from Security in the vampire world. This is a sign that unlike many minions, Joe has a bit of intelligence.
Review By [TAO] • Date [27 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from Infinix
Review:
For some reason I think a meeting between the scoobs and Joe would be rather interesting especially if they got past the quick fight to the death stage. A meeting between Scoobies and Count should never ever happen.
Comments from author:
Should Joe survive the Count's visit, he just might retreat away from the Hellmouth to build up his own territory and reputation somewhere safer. Without the Count's frog. Or the Master.

Or maybe he'll take up some sort of hobby to try to help himself recover from the mental scars that this much time with the Count will leave him with?

The Scoobies probably wouldn't survive. Certainly not as they were before they met him. After all, there's the horrors of the Hellmouth, and then... well, there are some things that they just aren't prepared to face.
Review By [Infinix] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from yakoba
Review:
aww, poor vacuum salesmen and jehova's witnesses!

awesome update, very gory, disturbing and comical!
Comments from author:
It's tricky to balance the gory horror with the muppety humor.



edited when I noticed that this is review 144... vich the Count has informed me is tvelve times tvelve reviews! ah-ah-ah-ahhh! A Sqvare root. Such a fascinating number...
Review By [yakoba] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from slmncpm
Review:
*laughs* the best part is hearing the count describe stuff and give reasons. thank you! *hands you scones*
Comments from author:
mmmmm....... scones.

As I have mentioned, he's a wery detail oriented indiwidual.
Review By [slmncpm] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from Cutiepie
Review:
Your mind must be a dark and mysterious place to come up with some of the things you write. I think I like it! I know that I like this latest update. Makes being up so very late at night worth while when I find notification of such a gem waiting in my in-box. I don't know that I would have ever even considered the faults of using entrails for binding someone. Maybe if they were properly prepared, like catgut? =]
Comments from author:
Dark, mysterious, twisted and occasionally scary... or so I've been told. This is apparently a good thing for a writer : )

Glad that I could make your night more enjoyable... I hope it didn't do strange and disturbing things to your dreams.

The Count is a very detail oriented individual.
Review By [Cutiepie] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from Jonathansicari
Review:
Yjsml upi gpt yjr i[fsyr@

Hmm, let's try that with the fingers in the proper typing position one set of keys over.

Thank you for the update!


:)
Comments from author:
You are wery velcome!
Review By [Jonathansicari] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Chapter One" from (Recent Donor)Luna
Review:
::I bow down to you:: THIS is a genius idea!
Comments from author:
There is a saying that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. This fic is twirling along that line : )

I'm delighted that you are enjoying/have enjoyed, and I hope that I haven't forever destroyed your childhood memories of the Muppets.
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from Mcspender
Review:
The count is teaching the young generations the fine points of being a feared fiend from Fell... I mean Hell; how nice of him =)!.
Good thing that Joe knows about the “Don’t hit the genitals” rule: sometimes it does work, but many times, it does not... and that makes them angrier at ya :S.

Cool chapter, see ya!.
Comments from author:
The other option is to be wery disappointed in the younger generation.... and vhy simply be disappointed vhen you can correct the matter vith a leetle simple instruction?


Glad that you enjoyed.
Review By [Mcspender] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "chapter tventy" from (Current Donor)Speakertocustomers
Review:
First!
Comments from author:
Yes, you are the first vun to review this chapter!

for your amusement, a brief glimpse of the classic, Henson version of the Count (maybe I'm not too far off...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Y56oBL9mo&;feature=related
Review By [(Current Donor)Speakertocustomers] • Date [26 Jan 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
start back Page: 3 of 13 next end
StoryReviewsStatisticsRelated StoriesTracking