Lovely, simply lovely. While I laughed out loud many times while I read your cracked story, the idea of Sister Harmony just boggled my mind, I laughed hardest when I realized your Cordy suddenly saw the Scoobies and another fixer-upper project. I hope they like the new Rule of Queen C. I think, if Xander turns back into the Xan-Van next full moon, he will be all right. Lol!

I always figured that ghosts, the First, etc. were actually telepathic and people only THOUGHT they heard them with their ears when it was all direct mind to mind communication. I always wondered, since ghosts and etc. could walk through walls, why they didn't fall to the center of the Earth? Why are horizontal surfaces, i.e. the 'ground', floors, etc., more reactive to them than vertical surfaces?

Your story amused me so much, I really hope there will be a sequel, if the plot bunnies attack. And the last line was perfect.

Great story. *groans* I knew you would have 'the phrase' in there somewhere. As for the ghost talking, I always thought that it could be explained as a kind of telepathy. In Casper and Jacobs case, it is kind of a mind hearing what the ghost intends to say. As for Shadowcat and Phantom Girl, they are still alive and still breath therefore that doesn't apply to them. When they phase, it is more of a case of their molecules sliding past other molecules. They don't lose mass, because they can still fall. Their mass just becomes more porous for lack of a better term. (*sighs* Yes, I know I'm a geek.) Looking forward to your next endeavor. Later.

Thanks for sharing... and also interesting that you dramatized that a saucy and firm Cordelia would be noticed by adult man Giles... even if he never would do anything about it.

LMAO! That last line was delivered PERFECTLY! I find it hilarious how Ethan decided to use the classic Scooby Doo villan tag line as he got out of town.

Angel tried to recall a different word for ‘nonchalance’ while taking another---

Oh, the hell with it.

He spun around and ran for his unlife.


*snicker*

That was good.

This was the funniest update of your story yet. I was very glad I read it at home as I am sure would have been put away if I laughed as insanely at work as I did in my own house. Well done. Somehow I don't think Angel and Xander are ever going to be BFF. Lol!

Strangely... in character. Thanks for sharing.

LOL, although I think you were getting very close to Angel's happy moment.

Great chapter.

Hehehe, Christine would love him!

This story is so creative. I especially loved the ending of this chapter with the exhaust pipe. And I'm curious about why the Xander Van can repair itself.
Great spelling and grammar
Good job.

Loved the description of Spike's reading materials! ;-)

Also loved the description of Xander's cartoon animation method of healing. ;-)

Good chapter.

Some intersting - and satisfying twists in this chapter.

Gotta wonder... does the Mystery Machine happen to have a slightly less sociable cousin by way of a Plymouth Fury named Christine?

Interesting stuff going on with Xander the Mysteriously regenerating vehicle, I'll be looking forward to more.

FOUL! Foul I say.

You didn't have Xander Van leak gas on the ashes. :)

I ROTFL with the ACME Traps and Spikes ending.

A homicidally fun chapter.