You go Percy!

'Course the vampires wouldn't bother me, but Faith when she hears you disobeyed her?

Whimpers.

Hope this series has plenty of ideas\xovers still to use.

I'm sure things will come to me.

Cheers,
DaveT

This is a kick ass series! I'm loving this one so far!

What are ya gonna do for an encore? Send Faith back to First Centure Israeal, and make it a crossover with Jesus Christ Superstar? (Without all of the singing.)

Whatever I do I'm going to get her out of Italy!

Cheers,
DaveT.

Yep, the Capulet's really know how to throw a party... too bad the can throw out July :P.
And Tybatl was kinda led on by little Tybalt ;).

Cool chapter, see ya!!

Thank you,
DaveT.

Yup, Juilet's as slutty, spoilt, and dumb as Harmony.

Quite a trifecta there. :D

You're not wrong!

DaveT.

I'm beginning to think that Harmony would beat Juliet in the brains department.

Well at least Harmony went to school!

DaveT.

After what happened to the poor bears, I am thinking that Faith should just let Vamp!Romeo turn idiot/slut Juliette, and then stake him before he can "stake" Juliette. You know, just for the irony of having Slut-iette die a virgin, and then end up being virgin dust as well.

As for how a regular blade was able to kill the were-bears, these were genetic were-bears, not people infected with a mystical virus. It is the virus that gives invulnerability to anything but silver weapons, and they didn't have that protection. At least that is the explanation I am holding to. =]

Excellent update, despite the deaths, and I love how you toss all sorts of other "Shakespeare-isms" into the text. Is Juliette going to be stalked for 12 nights before she is taken by Romeo? Does this all happen at Mid-Summer? When Juliette's posterior is black and blue, is her father going to consider her complaints to be much ado about nothing? Hee, hee, hee! Can hardly wait to see where you go next.

Good reasoning about the werebears! Tell the truth I'd not considered the silver weapon thing...ooops!

Yes the Shakespeare-isms...at the time I thought it would be amusing but sort of got over taken by events and it ended up with a few more Blackadder-isms...oh well better luck next time.

Everyone hates Juliet...I must be doing something right!

What next? The Infamous Balcony Scene will be along in a chapter or two...MAW-HA-HA!

Cheers
DaveT.

Heh, Juilet's a bigger ho than Faith ever was.

Heck, she could be this verse's Harmony!

As funny and entertaining as always.

Thank-you...unlike Juliet I always thought Harmony had some redeeming qualities.

Cheers,
DaveT.

I don't understand how Faith managed to kill the werebears. Her sword and dagger are steel, aren't they? Only silver can kill a were-creature, and that's Buffyverse canon as well as folklore and D&D rules; Cain in 'Phases' was using silver bullets and Angel had to borrow Wesley's silver pen to kill a werewolf in AtS S5 'Unleashed'. The werebears should have recovered from their injuries in a very short time.

Faith used that most deadly of all weapons...a plot device! The police in 'American Werewolf in London' used an ordinary bullet. As I pointed out these were very human werebears so maybe ordinary human weapons could kill them?

Cheers,
DaveT.

In Faith's hands she will find a new definition of pain and suffering...

But of course.

DaveT.

Ya kill da poor bears, I Iz Sad =(.
So, July reckless took a turn for the tragic, I really hope she gonna get her just desserts for this, and I hope that Faith can forgive herself for this.
And yeah, LET US TAME THE SHREW... I'll put the wet noodles, the Yanny CD and the comfy sofa... I had to sell the torture instruments, the recession ya know ;) .

See ya!!.

Yes the bears died...but in another reality they lived happily ever after!

Cheers,
DaveT.

Damn. This update was no fun at all. I sure wish Faith had let the bears eat the bitch. Damn. I should have remembered you often kill off Good Guys. Damn.

Sorry captain you have to keep faithful to the fairy story...all fairy stories were pretty bloody until Disney got his hands on them.

Cheers,
Dave.

Lol! What a delightful update. I would love to see the Three Bears eat the little bitch, but I guess they won't. I'm sure Faith will save Juliet in the nick of time. I just hope she doesn't hurt the Three Bears. Maybe Faith could let them chase the stupid bitch through the woods for a day or two. Lol!

When I read: "Well, she corrected herself, lose her virginity with a man, she’d actually lost it using a candle when she was nine. Luckily the burns hadn’t been too serious and Nursie hadn’t noticed anything amiss." I realized Juliet used a LIT candle as a you-know-what. Congratulations! You have actually created a character stupider than Harmony. Well done good sir! Lol!

Everyone seems to like the three bears!

Juliet and the candle...maybe she needed to be able to see what she was doing.

Cheers,
DaveT

Whoo hoo! I was wondering how you were going to manage the Three Bears that you promised. This is great. And Juliette, with a candle? Did she forget to blow it out first? IDIOT, and slut-o-rama.

As for Ros and whether or not "they did that kind of thing" back then, did you realize that before reliable birth control, a female lover was the option of choice for many a noble woman and not thought overly unusual, much less terribly wrong? Ah, the things that one learns when they are "encouraged" to take a Women's Studies course at a liberal college.

No I didn't! And thank you for the bit of information, I will file it away somewhere...it's bound to come in useful sometime.

Cheers,
DaveT.

Please, oh gentle scribe, don't kill the bears, they are nice people.
Give July a good ol' scare... I mean, a candle... Yuuck =S!!!!
And thanks for your good whishes, at least this flu is the normal kind =)
See ya!!.

You know when you've got Swine Flu....you have this urge to go out truffle hunting!

Juliet will get her just deserts.
Cheers,
DaveT.

Nice job with The Slayer Faith and her fanatical female fan following. Lol! Your vampire Romeo is nearly as lame as Willy's living one. Nice to see Evil Masterminds' Dialog for Dummies had already been printed back in the 16th Century. Lol!

I think the 'Evil Masterminds Dialog for Dummies' was originally printed in the Dead Sea Scrols!

Cheers,
DaveT.