I miss Murphy Brown. But Xander would have made a great secretary for her. I love this series and you've made me laugh out loud at least once with each story. Thanks.

Sorry, but I don't get this one

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While staying at Fawlty Towers, Xander punched out the most irritating and rudest person on earth. Look it up on Wikipedia.

As I believe my story is the one you mentioned with Xander and Murphy, I don't mind at all. I enjoyed your story.

Very funny job on the new chapter, I hope you'll post more soon.

-Do you take suggestions?

-What about "Rose Wilson"?

Sure, suggest away. Though, I don't intend at this point to do anyone else of the Buffy cast besides Xander himself.

Does this mean he's got a portion of the Power of Shazam until she manages to take it back??

In answer to the reply, only if he Gomer Pyles while bitching about the whole experience.

I just don't know how the Scoobs will take the Wisdom of Solomon urging him to burn down all hotels for his own safety.

Only if it ever occurs to him to say that word. On the other hand, considering how he learned about it, do you believe he even wants to THINK that name?

You know, after dealing with vampires, Buffy and evil Willow Xander is perhaps one of the few people who could actually survive that job.

LOL, nice series.
And while Sally Solomon is at least as quirky as Anya and I think they cou,d make it work, she belongs with her own Cop Geek.

By the way, are you planning to trow in some Buffy's for the variety?
Perhaps a a badly booted BuffyBot?
Because it's not a complete BTVS season without a B/X moment where he: misses his chance with her/is rejected by her/turns her down for spell-related reasons/etc...
(yes, I' m a scorned B/Xer, but who cares, their interaction is still funny)

As a story that is reachable through the Wayback machine and the Great Comic MSTing archive site (by the late Kielle) says,

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Mike: Hey, what is that?
Kurt: What is what?
Mike: That little logo.
Amanda: Butt tattoo. Everyone on the X-teams has one. It's sort of
like a brand to keep the X-people from running away and mingling
with all the common mutants out there. Why do you think I never
officially joined? I'm a woman of fair skin and delicate hiney.
Tom: I thought it was something they had to wear over their hearts to
provide targeting information.
Kitty: Then why does Cyclops wear his directly above his crotch?
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Oh my frakking goddess! You are evil, deranged, and cruel to poor Xander. But you make me laugh with each of your "evil, deranged, and cruel to poor Xander" stories. Thanks for the laughs and giggles.

How about poor Xander meeting the grey goddess Chana from Farscape? There is oddles of chances for the poor boy to be totally screwed on Moyra, and not in the good meaning of "screwed". Lol!

*giggles* love these. just found them. poor xander. are you ever going to let him have ONE good one? i know it says disaster... but... he should get one reprieve now and then, don't you agree?

Oh, sure, he'll get a nice thank-you later on, in the next story or two. Kind of, anyway.

-- Later --

Check out my newest story, "Freddy, Meet Xander. Xander, Meet Freddy."

Xander should have dropped the bowling ball on her head. ;-)

You are VERY disturbed!!
But also extremely funny. ;-)

Amen! I enjoyed the first six novels. They were graphic and well written. After Anita started sleeping with Jean Claude, I stopped reading. I've leafed through a couple of books to see what was up in the series, hoping that the author would come to her senses, but it keeps getting worse. Later.

Not an Anita fan, so I got a chuckle out of this one, even though it did seem a bit out of character for Xander to just take off like that.

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No, it was out of character for Xander to take off without painting with permanent markers a clown mask on Anita's sleeping face, as a sign of true evil.

*Snicker!*

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