*GASP* *CHOKE* *cough* *splutter* *giggle* *gasp* *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* that was GREAT!! though you coulda used the line "she's been down on everything but the Titanic" :D thanks. GREAT laugh!!
Review By [AzrielSunHawk] • Date [13 Apr 10] • Not Rated
And this paragraph in particular ("...Setting aside the minor point that a HUMAN mouth is a bacterial cesspool, why would anybody kiss a being that probably ate roadkill an hour ago? Not to mention any vampire a couple of centuries old probably hasn’t taken care of their teeth since the last time they were alive, when the concept of dental hygiene back then was limited to a toothpick, and when that didn’t work, a set of pliers and a mallet...") made me laugh so hard I almost cried! ;-)
A very thorough and extremely accurate summation of Anita, and I wold love to see more of Xander's stay here. ;-)
Review By [Greywizard] • Date [13 Apr 10] • Not Rated
Beyond hilarious! And unfortunately all too true. The series started so darn well, and then like 4 books or something into the series (I forget just where), it all started to go downhill. Anita's so munchkined-out these days, she's less of a lead character and more of a bad D&D game gone horribly amok...
Review By [JanessaRavenwood] • Date [13 Apr 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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