The idea behind the story seems ludicrous, but you somehow manage to suspend the utter absurdity and disbelief and make it actually interesting. Insane but interesting. By the way, the idea of Harmony cosplaying as a Carebear was funny as heck!

Maybe you can get 'em to rename Sunnydale as Mos Eisley. "Never a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."

That's a good idea, but it's way too close to LA for that to work. Maybe if they gave the name to Washington DC...?

I'm glad you're enjoying the insanity! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Another great chapter! Keep the fun coming!

Thanks, I will!

[snickers] After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Exactly!

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Awesome, awesome, awesome! You have managed to drag a local magical mishap in southern California into a global announcement of the existence of Alien life. Quite a step up :)
Of course they actually have appeared in public before and cute Ewoks with star wars tech are almost as suspicious as the human shape aliens on V so I think the president is underestimating the public response to such an announcement. On the other hand, Ewoks are cute... and as long as they don't let Buffy out in public they don't look dangerous. Maybe Daniel's foreboding will be unneeded. One thing that will be needed are the weapons R2 is making for them, Buffy will be ecstatic with all the new speeders! R2 will probably end up being the power behind the throne of an Ewok takeover. After all, who could mind being taken over by cute Ewok overlords? Much better than robots.

What about Ewoks in mechsuits?

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Awesome :D the official first contact aliens bit is brilliant.

Thanks! I didn't want them hiding from the world, and I didn't think that they would be willing to be relocated. And besides, in true Sunnydale Style, none of the other human residents have noticed that anything has changed!

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at the risk of sounding like Han Solo: 'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

Really NOT the only one...

Yes, the power of my bad plot hook is strong.

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Oh, this should be good. :)

I wonder what would happen if the Ewoks met certain Tok-Ra. Or Nox? Or any of the other advanced people of the galaxy.

Can you just imagine Willow as she is now in Atlantis?

I'll be honest, I haven't given much thought to Atlantis, but it would be interesting. Jonathan Levinson vs. Anise would be fun. Or Xander vs. Jacob Carter/Selmac. Fun times will be had by all.

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I only rated this chapter an 8 because it needs MOAR!!!

Also, this: "It was smaller than a baby grand, more like a Fetal Grand or a Zygote Grand, but it had a good sound to it."

I cried tears of glee.

Everybody needs a zygote grand!

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You know, upon re-reading this, I wonder what kind of reactions the Tok'Ra (you have to crawl before you can- Sweet Egeria, where did the Tau'ri they get those fighters?) and the Tollan (We don't give out technology to primitive races because... did you just say that moon is a BATTLESHIP?!) will have. Personally, I'd like the Asgard to just shrug it off. Then someone make a comment about how the 'smaller' races seem to have all the 'big' guns. It's not like they're compensating or anything...

Here's to an uncomplicated, and speedy recovery!

Well, I know how the Ewoks would respond to the Tollans. "That's no moon..." and so on. As for the Tok'Ra, I can see Buffy the Slayer Ewok launching herself at them the moment they show up. As for the Smaller Races having the bigger guns, Ewoks and Asgard will note that they still have the Bigger Guns, which is an imporant thing to note.

Thanks for your good wishes, I'm healing up well and should be back to full soon!

You have broken my brain. Seriously.

Also, thanks to you, I will spend most of tomorrow being randomly reminded of this story and laughing for no apparent reason. My coworkers will think I'm completely insane.

Totally worth it though. I hope you write more. I can't wait to see SG-1's reaction to CareBear-Harmony! And all the other wacky hijinks that will ensue.

'Tis better to be thought a mad man than to open one's mouth and prove it by cackling madly.

Or something like that.

I'm working on the next chapter but it will be a little while since I'm recovering from some surgery and not at my creative best.

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Oh now this was hilarious! Twisted, mind you, but hilarious!

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

I LOLed at the whole story. I can see Harmony as an Ewok doing just that. Harmony's the village idiot of the bunch. "You're just jealous that you didn't come up with it first."

If I was there as an ewok I would say, "Harmony, if I was going to cosplay as a Care Bear, I would go as Good Luck Bear, because I'm Irish, and Careheart Bear? Pink is just the worst color to dye your fur. Vamps love bright colors. You just made yourself into Vampire Bait Ewok, dumbass!"

Can I use that? That's perfect.

Harm is the village idiot and I can't wait for people to read what happens when SG1 has to interact with her.

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It was fun. Crossing it with SG1 made it Wonderfully Cracktastic!

I Love it. And I love SpaceMary for stepping into your horrible trap!

Well, I won't repeat what she said when I read her your words, but I think I'll translate that as thanks.

I'll try to keep up the same quality of work. Thanks for reading!

This is fipping fantasic. When i read what Harmony did I about died of laughing.

I gotta say I think Jack has the best attitude towards the Ewoks, and when he sees just what an X-wing can do he's gonna be ecstatic. the Goa'uld will never know what hit them.

Yeah, can you say "Trench Run Disease"? Harmony is a troublesome little ewok, but every village needs its idiot and I think she's doing just fine.

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OK that was pretty funny. Somehow you managed to make it really funny when they couldn't understand each other and really funny when they could. Well done! Sam/ Warren is just wrong but I guess they are both Genius level.
Good luck explaining anything to Kendra this time, I don't think she will take orders from little furry guys. Actually I'm surprised she hasn't tried to slay them.
Nice work riffing on Stargate plot holes, at least it made their spaceships look distinctive.

Oh, the sillyness will continue. I have plans for Kendra and the others.

Yeah, Stargate did have pretty distinctive spaceships, but it just fit.

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