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Review of chapter "Settling in" from twlight
Review:
As to the question of being evil, not that much. I really really love this chapter. Does anyone know that Xander helped blow up his high school I can't remember. I love that Xander won the food eating contest because everyone was to engrossed with what he was saying. I also love that last thing that Xander said about the NID. I am as always loving this wonderful story and eagerly awaiting the next installment to this many times Twinkie mentioned story.
Comments from author:
Ah, but evilness comes in many forms my young padawan... ... I can't believe I just said that! I'm glad that you're enjoying this and just-in-case you're interested Xander got 6 cases of Twinkies out of Jack in that chappy. *smirk*

As to the blowing up of the high school? No-pe! Not yeeetttt! *Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!*
Review By [twlight] • Date [27 Sep 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Settling in" from cryefourme
Review:
Very Very interesting. I likes it. HHHHHMMMMMM I'll put the onus back on you... Magic + consoles = explosions hehehehehhe . Hey have you had time to read your emails grrr.
Comments from author:
Glad you like. No I've not checked my e-mails. Bad genuka. Me's evil!!!!!
Review By [cryefourme] • Date [26 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Settling in" from eriktheviking
Review:
A good fun read, thanks. I especially liked Jack under restrictions.
Comments from author:
*evil grin* I thought it was something he'd do and I just ^knew^ that there'd be restrictions in place to keep him from accidentally blowing up the base or something. *evil cackle*

Glad you liked it. *evil smirk*
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [26 Sep 10] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Settling in" from alexceasar
Review:
I am not usually a Xander-centric reader but I am liking this. Good job. Look forward to more.
Comments from author:
Glad you like it. I seem to identify the most with Xander my self for various reasons. I have some other fics you might want to check out. Take a look but be prepared. I don't write in a predicable fashion and you may just get a little confused along the way. My brain is extremely weird.
Review By [alexceasar] • Date [26 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Settling in" from Bobboky
Review:
nice work
Comments from author:
Glad that you're enjoying this. *evil grin*
Review By [Bobboky] • Date [26 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Settling in" from slmncpm
Review:
oh you gotta get sam and daniel and t'elk.. PLEASE. the doc is just too scary. hmmm OH what is the guys name..um harriman? the one that is always in the control booth and then goes with jack to Dc when he goes for desk duty. hmmmmm walter, that is it! hahahah *hands you scones*
Comments from author:
I think Walter stays behind but great ideas! *snicker* Sam, Daniel, Teal'c, Guy in control booth... *grabs scones and walks off thinking while munching on scones*
Review By [slmncpm] • Date [26 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from bucksavage
Review:
So, I'm yours now? No prob. If I think of any more rules, I don't mind sharing.

Actually let's see if I can come up with a few off the top of my head;

- Knives and swords are dangerous; see the pointy end, that goes in the bad guy. (that one is just for the clumsy people in BTVS-verse or the SG-verse. People like Felger....I like that guy actually.

- When the insane ideas seem make more sense than the logical choice, the @@@@ has hit the fan. Promtly throw the book out the window and open up a can of whoopa@@.

- When in doubt, pummel senseless.

- You can never have too much firepower.

- Never mess with Caveman Buffy; nothing good will come of it.

- Don't play the game if you can't handle losing. (got this from Stargate Atlantis, S3EP15, The Game)

- Never piss of a slayer. Trust me; been there, done that, worn the bloody t-shirt.
Comments from author:
nice!!!!!
Review By [bucksavage] • Date [7 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from bucksavage
Review:
I liked this chapter; the way Davis was so distracted left some many humourous options for Hammond to interrupt him doing, so it was extra funny because of that.

I got a few more Rules someone can use, if they haven't been already:

- Just because something looks cute, doesn't mean it won't bite, or isn't evil. Remember evil often comes in the guise of something unassuming.

- Sometimes you just gotta keep your head down and hope for the best

- When the scary things that want to kill you run away, most times it's because something more scary is behind you.

- When the going gets tough, the tough use explosives.

- Guns are great and all that, but a good old punch to the face works wonders sometimes.

- Never gamble with your life, or the lives of others. Steel and fire trump flesh.

- Rules are meant to be bent, broken and downright ignored; if the situation warrants it, write a new rule.
Comments from author:
o.O WOW!!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!!! These are great!!!! Mine! I claim this reviewer!!!! Youse mine now! *evil grin*
Review By [bucksavage] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from cryefourme
Review:
Nasty, cliffie. Sniff. no way it stops there.
Comments from author:
Of course it doesn't stop there! Do you really think I'm just gonna leave a story hanging like that if I can avoid it? I was going for an evilness factor with the cliffy.
Review By [cryefourme] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from eriktheviking
Review:
A very well written Hammond, in character and humorous.
Comments from author:
I thought it was pretty much in character. He seems to be the easiest for me to keep in character. Kinda like a grandpa for me that I've never actually met. Hmmm... Have to think on that. Glad you liked!
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from AriaDragoncrest
Review:
Wonderful!
Comments from author:
Glad you like!
Review By [AriaDragoncrest] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from (Past Donor)ScottWanderer
Review:
Rule: There is no such thing as Overkill. This is especially true when you have no idea what your killing.

Rule: Nine times out of Ten your reputation will work for you. That tenth time, however, your going to wake up in the infirmary.

Rule: There is no reason not to make friends with supremely powerful entities who seem to like you. If their good, they'll help you out. If they are evil, they will probably leave you and your friends alone.
Comments from author:
Good rules! I'll most likely use them. Thanks!
Review By [(Past Donor)ScottWanderer] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from twlight
Review:
Eh.... on a scale of 1-20 for evil I give you a 12, sorry but this chapter is just to funny to be very evil. You made me laugh to much so your lucky you broke past 8, the fact that Hammond became worried that he was starting to think and rationalize like Jack, and Davis' reaction to the info about Xander pushed you up those extra 4 points. The fact that school is going to interrupt updates is understandable, I wouldn't want school to suffer because you wanted to give us reader junkies our fix. lol ;-) I am as always eagerly awaiting the next installment to this wonderful story.
Comments from author:
I'm surprised that you didn't account for the fact that I cut off just before the conversation between Hammond and the president. But I'm glad you think it's funny. I'm also glad that you understand about school and how erratic my updates are likely to be. Once I've got the details sorted there should be a new one soon or at least sorta soon. *cheesy grin*
Review By [twlight] • Date [5 Sep 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Why you don't talk and drive..." from Bobboky
Review:
nice work
Comments from author:
Yeah, and it was kinda fighting me the whole way. So I think I did fairly well at least. I'm glad that you're enjoying the story.

I also thought I'd be a good way to introduce a very important object lesson. Cell phones in the hands of drivers are dangerous and a big time NO NO!!! You are more likely to have an accident talking on a cell than if you were drunk. At least if you were drunk then you'd know and admit that you were impaired and try to compensate for it! Drunk driving and driving while talking or texting on a cell is downright stupid and dangerous. The question is have they actually thought the consequences through when they attempt such a thing? Things and deals can be replaced or remade as can conversations be redone. Life can not be replaced. Each and every life is irreplaceable and unique. Nothing can possibly compensate or replace a life that has been lost and there is no price tag worth a life no matter what anyone thinks or says.

Think about it.
Review By [Bobboky] • Date [4 Sep 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "What happened?" from TheNoNameBody
Review:
Disaster Davis is on the way...? Oh, the horror... ;)

Here's a rule for ya: "Never offer a Twinkie to an alien entity, they might consider it biological warfare..."
Side-note by Xander: "Hey!"

Sleep-deprivation strikes again...

"I'm so pitifully embarrassed."


That was not at all helpful, was it?
Comments from author:
Actually yes it sort of was. Thanks!

I think I've decided to post what I have written out and mess with the rest later. I've made everyone wait long enough and the rest of it refuses to be written.
Review By [TheNoNameBody] • Date [4 Sep 10] • Not Rated
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