What will Xander do when he finds out Hostess is doomed? :)

Don't know... Wreak havok with the goa'uld? ;)

Review : The Basic Insane Survival Guide by Genuka

A most enjoyable story that I hope will by Updated soon , I would also like to thank Genuka for introduction me to the Evil Overlord sites { I have spent way to much time there } , So Genuka next time your at the Evil Overlord sites look up The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot chapters II : Murphy's Laws of Combat there are many possible rules for your story , now Chapter III : Things We Learned at the Movies it is just a fun read.

Yours Oddshot

Ah, yes, the ever popular sections that can easily be applied in true similar life situations. *reminisces*

I've had to use some of them against my brothers a time or two. For instance the no such thing as friendly fire rule is something to keep in mind when trying to stop an argument between your younger brothers who have started literally tossing hard plastic toys at each other across the room. It hurts just as much when its aimed at you as when its aimed at someone else when you're the one who got hit.

That's Xander a gibberish translator - he translates from one brand of gibberish to another!
Great chapter!

Yup! I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

Very good

glad you approve

Yes great story so far, the chase would be fun to see.

I can only say that I'll try writing it. ;)

female-ire dodge-fu

*Mwahahahaha!*

Falls over on floor laughing her silly shelf pissless.

one of my favorite reviews

comically insane - perfect ;D

glad that you liked it

Great new chapter, keep up the excellent work. :)

I'm glad that you enjoyed it. :)

hahahahaha I LOVE YOU!

You're welcome.

i love love love this story!

I'm glad that you're having so much fun. The next chapter is up!

Love it

I'm glad that you're having fun. :D

Interesting chapters, I'm not sure owing Aries favors is a good thing...

Ah, but have you considered how the minds of Jack, Jon, and Xander can twist such tasks into something entirely different and still succeed in their established goals?

So is Sam and her Symbiot a Queen, IE can the symbiot breed a new line of Goa'uld that aren't quite as insane as the standard Goa'uld or as stuck up as the Tok'ra?

Yup. All Goa'uld's are male except for the queens.

Awesome new chapter. :) Keep up the excellent work. :)

I'm glad that you're having fun. Unfortunately I may have lost a few people because I forgot to add the warning quickly enough that the looney toons weren't sticking around. *smiles saddly*