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Review of chapter "Willow, Tara and Naughty Dog" from slmncpm
oh good gods, please tell me that she calms down during sleep, poor harry is going to be in a body cast at this rate! *hands you scones*
Comments from author:
*hands you tea to go with scones*

He'll find a solution eventually. It's just a matter of wanting to survive.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [slmncpm] • Date [12 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Willow, Tara and Naughty Dog" from Dave
Naughty Dog!
He may find that someone could find a pair of sissors, heat them red hot so they cauterise as they snip!
Padfoot may become an it! if she finds out!
Comments from author:
Maybe, maybe not. He can teleport, after all.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [Dave] • Date [12 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Willow, Tara and Naughty Dog" from (Recent Donor)Luna
Padfoot had taken up residence on the rug and was unabashedly looking up Tara’s skirt,--- HAHAHA Padfoot, you old dog! I suppose what else is a man whose been away from women for 14 yrs gonna do?

Buffy probably was a bad influence on his lexicon---*snort*

“He’s a really naughty dog!” she finished.--- hahahahahaa

. “Why didn’t you tell Buffy he was a man in dog form?”……..“Because it’s funny,” Willow said, before taking a sip of tea.----------- AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! I LOOOOVE that they knew the dog was a man and I can see Willow being tricksy :D

He kept licking in places he shouldn’t lick.”---------- OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL That is noooooooooooooooot okay!!! Hahahaha Please don’t kill Padfoot, Buffy!

I liked the Harry reflecting on Muggle world-moment

He kept licking in places he shouldn’t lick.”--- Aunt Buffy sounds ooodles of fun ;)

It was an act that would become a ritual for them, a strange method of keeping certain bits a mystery, while parroting an adult relationship--- whille parroting an adult relationship; nice way to phrase that.

Sirius is one of my fav characters so I'm looking forward to him turning back into a man- esp to see Buffy's reaction! I also love any fic that tries to give Harry a 'normal' life away from the Dursley's so I'm excited to see that too.

Once again, lovin' this story!
Comments from author:
Oh, I don't know if he'll die, but hell certainly be punished. He is, after all, a really naughty dog.

Anyway, he won't be found out for a while, although he and Harry are going to need a discussion on "behavior" quite soon.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [12 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Willow, Tara and Naughty Dog" from Eureka
Oh boy! Glad I found this one, this is great!
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I'm glad you're reading it. Thanks!
Review By [Eureka] • Date [12 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from AlexiDrake
Makes sense. You do know you have a story with Xander in it. And Faith gets a toy, well this is a FR21 story. HINT HINT. Good story, please keep up the good work!
Comments from author:
I'd just like to point out that the main characters in this story are 13 and 14 respectively, so no. This will not be an FR21 story. Nope, not happening.

Otherwise, thanks for reading. I'm glad you like it.
Review By [AlexiDrake] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from CrystalBlaze
You realise this just put a Steve Martin song in my mind..
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hehehe...Is it King Tut?

Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Review By [CrystalBlaze] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from atticus
Oh man this is good. So very, very good. But parts are so very, very wrong. Boy, ain't that a conundrum.
Comments from author:
Oh, I agree completely. The conundrum is quite great, and I'm the one writing this thing.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [atticus] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from FireWolfe
10/10 HG taking over the world might be a good thing. I mean the wizarding world needs some common sense. Then again so does the regualar world. Could be worse. Of course when voldie learns about HG plans he will have a fit. Compition is not his friend lol. More when you can and this is funny. Mrs. Robison really? lol. Faith is so not that old.
Comments from author:
Well, Faith in the normal story line, but this Faith is in a world where Dawn is old enough to have a nearly 15year old daughter. Considering Harry's still only 14 I think it's acceptable.

And I wasn't sure if people were going to get a joke from such an old movie. Props to everyone who caught it.

As for Tommy...well, he still has some hoops to jump through. We'll have to see.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Review By [FireWolfe] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from joshlamont
You are an awful, awful person. This is awesome. I look forward to Hermione's future campaign with Harry as her Dread Right Hand.
Comments from author:
Honestly, you are not the first person to tell me that.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [joshlamont] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from (Recent Donor)Luna
I’m not sure that’s a real word, but Hermione’s aunt uses it, so it must be.---lol
Harry went on to describe in minute detail everything about his encounter with Faith.---haha
Ron’s assumptions= HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I have decided to become a dentist,” Draco Malfoy announced. Lucius Malfoy had a look of pure confusion.---- *cough*cough* whoops, choked on my water there!! Hahaha

Draco said. “Don’t you see father? We’ve been torturing them for years, but we’ve been doing it for free!”---- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“How could we have been so blind? Very well Draco, you have my blessing to become a dentist.”---------- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

I love what Hermione was reading!
“He’s Harry’s dog that ran away when he found out he was going to be neutered.”---haha

I think this story makes sense and I find it wickedly delicious! I can’t wait for more; esp to see Sirius’ reaction to a naked swimming Faith!!!! hahahahaha
Comments from author:
Well, for this story, there's a reason he won't be looking towards Faith.

I'm glad you like the Draco stuff. It just seemed to fit.
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Sleeping Habits and Museums" from (Recent Donor)Luna
"We’ll know,” he added ominously.--- *snort*
“Get engaged to my daughter will he? Muwahahaha!”---hahaha

Hermione did not note this (probably because she was suffering from the same, minus the concussion), and promptly tossed him out of her room.---*chuckle*
Xander, on the other hand, looked like the Cheshire Cat in human form.---heehee
What about you, Dawnie? Want to join me for a swim?”----jaja

This is the second recent story where Dawn/Xan are Hermione's parents and I REALLY like the two of them together and being her mom and dad now. It just totally fits ;)

And I assume Dawn looks young cuz she's the key?
Comments from author:
Yep, Dawn's young cuz, she's the key. The others look younger for other reasons that will be clear later on. Faith and Buffy are slayers for example. With their regens they age slower, since their copies make better copies of cells.

I think these are both from the same challenge. I wanted to do a challenge for a while and this is the one that hit me.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Riding with Ripper, Meeting the Parents" from (Recent Donor)Luna
look of equal parts aggression and confusion.---hahahaha yay Giles!

“Uh, that part was an accident, too.”--- this response is priceless ;)

“Your daughter accidentally got herself engaged to a boy and thinks she pulled an Angelus. I do believe I just won the pool,” he announced loudly as he entered.--- um, I almost spit out my ice cream at this sentence haha

Hermione, everyone knows it was your father’s turn to go evil,” the girl said. “He’s been waiting for years.”--- HA! So true! Xander’s the only one who hasn’t tried to kill everyone…

Hermione was waving her hands and mouthing the word “no” in a very frantic manner.--- HAHAHA! I love the fanon thing of Dawn having a desire to eat weird combos. Imagine growing up with that!!

“Hi, you can call me Mrs. Robinson.”--- OMFG this is HILARIOUS! Hahaha

The Look™.—nice ;)

The concept of a one-eyed dentist was horrifying to imagine and here was one right in front of him.---heehee

“Well, the Sorting Hat did want to put me in Slytherin,” Harry whispered back conspiratorially. “And my eyesight isn’t that bad.”--- *snort*

And he knows I’ve still got that ‘Property of Dawn’ brand you gave me for a wedding present. I keep it on the mantle in our bedroom.”-------hahahaha

I am loving this!! Faith was delightful and hilarious surprise!
Comments from author:
I'm glad someone got the Graduate joke. I was wondering if it would need explaining.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Stupid Magical Contract!" from (Recent Donor)Luna
Saw this on the latest page….read the summary and then saw it was written by you, and I *knew* I had to read this! ;)

“Sure, Harry,” she replied in the same joking tone. “But afterwards, you have to help me in my plan to take over the world and subjugate it to my will.”---- hahahahahaa oh this is gonna be gooood

The way the staff looked at her, you’d think she had cast a mass confundus spell on them all.---bahahahahahhaha

Every professor looked at the headmaster like he was a complete nutter.---- heehee

Yeah, this is not batsh*t crazy (and I mean that in the best way!) as your other stuff but this cracked me up and I’m lovin it! *cue McDonald’s theme*
Comments from author:
Yes, I'm trying for a more sane humor this time. Not perfectly sane, but more in the greater orbit of sane. Like my other stuff orbits sane like Pluto, and this is more like Mars or the asteroid belt.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [(Recent Donor)Luna] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from Bobboky
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Review By [Bobboky] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Museums and Dogs" from twlight
Foolish foolish Harry for writing that letter to Ron. I think that he should have explained things a bit better to Ron that didn't concern Faith in that letter like oh the rules that Xander made for them. Harry also should have made sure that Hermione's parents are dentists! I do love the idea that Draco has decided that he wants to be a dentist so that he can get paid to torture people. I am as always eagerly awaiting the next installment to this wonderful story.
Comments from author:
Well, as for Harry's letter, his mind is only in the gutter as far as Faith is concerned, which is understandable for a thirteen year old. He also doesn't really get the mind-only info/sharing-with-friends info balance yet. He will learn the dreadful power of rumor.

As for the dentist thing, why was he to argue with what Hermione told him? He'll find out otherwise eventually.

Thanks for reading!
Review By [twlight] • Date [11 Aug 10] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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