THAT was just too funny! My question is though...WHO would get the broken kneecaps? Cause both need it at times.

Okay, the first half was definitely DISTURBING!!!! 0.0


And reading the second half had me LMAO!!!! ;-)

Thanks for sharing this.

The kneecaps is funny and the lack of soul is something that a young Xander might do . . . good piece if scary.
Thanks

LOL I read the first half of chapter two and thought "Wow." Didn't think I could like the second half as much. But the second half made me laugh louder than any story in awhile.

Fantastic and funny! Thank you!

This too is nifty, and gets the top rating possible for its length. I like Sandi's idea from an earlier review, about a Blade-like duo of Xander and Angelus meeting with Marvel Movieverse characters in New York.

- dNN

Great story. One thought -

“How about, Mopy Dick; the Great White -- Whale -- r?” Xander suggested.

Under the circumstances, the Great White "Wailer" might be more appropriate.

Hail godogma!

Great stuff like always. The only believable take on this situation I've seen.

What fun. Liked both Xander & Angelus. Lovely fantasy getting the Nazis' before they torture more.

So what happens to Xander & Willow?

She drug him upstairs for sex.

Oh. My. God...

When I saw the description, I was dubious: as you say, too many Xander/Angelus pairings by squeeing fangurls (or fanboyz) and those just *never* end well.

After reading your other stuff, I should have known better. ;)

"'What can I say? Genocidal racists piss me off,' Xander said with a mad grin, flames dancing in his eyes.

'I just want to remind you, I was an equal opportunity killer. I killed for the sake of it, not because I was better than anyone else due to an accident of birth.' "

*snicker!* When you even make the Scourge of Europe nervous... ;)

"'We came, we saw...' Xander began.

'We torched its ass,' Angelus misquoted, causing Xander to snicker."

Snerk! Thanks to you, I now love this teamup so much that I'm going to have to do one once I'm able to get back to writing.

I see a white hat Angelus as the type of guy who refuses to whine or mope about anything, just for fear he'll turn out like Angel. I can easily see him as even more evil and viscous towards the black hats than the white hats are comfortable with, with the exception of Xander.

Ha ha ha ha. Great stuff. Catch ya on the flip side.

read this before and loved it then, Just read it again... still loved it;)

The entire time I read this I heard this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTDAow4XU8

New York? Why does he want to go to New York?

EDIT:
HAHAHAHAHA! Wonderful. I can just see Xander as Whistler, only younger - dispensing wise advice to his impetuous vampire charge. Angelus as a white Blade who isn't at all bothered by his vampireness? Now that IS a stretch!

Because that's where the movie Blade took place and Xander did specify Daywalker.

That. Was. A delight!
I grinned madly all the way through. Angelus and Xander always did enjoy their ... avocation. They are such essentially *enthused* personalities, having fun all the time, it's easy to miss the ruthlessness that lies in both of them.

Great job. This one goes in my favorites "humor" file.
Thank you!