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Review of chapter "5" from JoeB
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Loved it. Though blowing up the Eiffel Tower is kind of passe' after the GI Joe Movie, nice visuals though. Maybe the Louve, or the Arc De Triumph?
Comments from author:
Do they have pianos? Are they perfectly placed to drop a piano on a car? I think not...
Review By [JoeB] • Date [30 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "4" from eriktheviking
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Top Gear to a T.
Comments from author:
Bows and grins immodestly.
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [30 Mar 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "4" from (Current Donor)DaveTurner
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Well I never saw that coming!
D.

Ps: 'CLANGERS' Invasion Earth! Now there's an idea.
Comments from author:
Not in this story, maybe one day...
Review By [(Current Donor)DaveTurner] • Date [29 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "4" from (Current Donor)MaxGSandeman
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How does Stigg fit his head in his helmet? The helmet is bigger on the inside.
Jeremy in the back. Reminds me of when I was given a lift in a MGB, in the sideways fitted back seat, with the top down.
Liked to guillotine blade. I think NASA used it on the Apollo program.
Comments from author:
The whole Clanger asteroid is bigger on the inside, so why not the helmet?

I think that's where I nicked the idea from. Final part tomorrow!
Review By [(Current Donor)MaxGSandeman] • Date [29 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "4" from CrystalBlaze
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Could be worse, I guess.

They could have been met--and turned DOWN--by the aliens from Lifeforce (Movie with space vampires ending up in London. It was surreal.)

This story is incredibly good. I have to admit, I've never seen someone portray the Stig quite that way.
Comments from author:
Based on Colin Wilson's The Space Vampires, which is an incredibly stupid novel.

More to come tomorrow!
Review By [CrystalBlaze] • Date [29 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "4" from mendenbar
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You know, all my children are big Top Gear fans and have drug me kicking and screaming into its fandom as well. I don't know how to explain this story to them OR why it is causing me to roll on the floor in paroxysms of glee.
Comments from author:
I'm sure you'll think of some way to explain it.
Review By [mendenbar] • Date [28 Mar 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "3" from (Current Donor)MaxGSandeman
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Jeremy's meeting his new friends reminded me of the 1964 movie "The First Man in the Moon".
Comments from author:
If you mean the film of the Wells book, Clangers are a LOT friendlier than the Selenites, and really have no plans to conquer the Earth.

Whistles innocently...
Review By [(Current Donor)MaxGSandeman] • Date [28 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "3" from eriktheviking
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And just when I thought the fun couldn't get any weirder.
Comments from author:
More to come!
Review By [eriktheviking] • Date [27 Mar 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "3" from batzulger
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Marcus! Have you been spending too much time in the midday sun?
Comments from author:
In London? Surely some mistake...
Review By [batzulger] • Date [27 Mar 11] • Rating [6 out of 10]
Review of chapter "3" from JoeB
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I think they should detonate the nuke. Those Clangers look almost as bad as smurfs.
Comments from author:
Too late - the musical antigravity machine ate it.

Clangers are better than smurfs in several respects - they don't talk, they don't claim to have a perfect society, and they don't use the word "smurf" every five seconds.
Review By [JoeB] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "3" from Rod
Review:
Marcus, that is insane. Thank you!
Comments from author:
Thanks (I think)
Review By [Rod] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "3" from VillageOrchid
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They did sound a bit like giant mice-men the way you described the pink guys. I thought that maybe the bird-robo thing was Crow from Mystery Science Theater.
Comments from author:
Follow to the link to the Wikipedia article on the Clangers, and some of the sites it references, and all is revealed.
Review By [VillageOrchid] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "3" from NiereG
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My head hurts from laughing so hard. You have totally nailed the cast of Top Gear. You caught their personalities perfectly. This is an absolute joy to read and I look forward eagerly to more chapters.

I think my favorite line has to be when they were talking about not killing intelligent aliens and the comment was "Dr. Who does it all the time." So perfect!

Thank you!!
Comments from author:
Glad you're enjoying it - Final chapter will probably be up on Monday.
Review By [NiereG] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "3" from mendenbar
Review:
What was in Jeremy's soup and did you partake as well? Loved the pics.
Comments from author:
Nobody is entirely sure what clangers eat - soup of various colours (prepared by the Soup Dragon) and blue string pudding, but they also like chocolate and other foods.
Review By [mendenbar] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "3" from LFW
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The odds of the caravan surviving a Top Gear episode is practically zero
Hoping for more of the Stig, some say he can talk to aliens.
Comments from author:
More Stig indeed is to come.
Review By [LFW] • Date [26 Mar 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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