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Review of chapter "Introductions" from warfolomei
None taken, I just wish you have been more specific about the challenge name, that's all. When I Woke Up - now I know and won't be asking noobie questions. You have to agree, I am not the only one who missed it.

Dude, calm down. Not trying to harass you here. I like this story and just trying to figure some things out, but you keep missing the point. Yes, all of those points are true.. when he was a kid over his head and mostly himself to take care of. Now he is a 'Watcher', with slayers under his command. Are you saying that he is the same person he was before all this ?
I didn't mean it to sound ''go kick some demons ass'' heroic, but more of a ironic heroic;
''Slayer; Hei we can't penetrate his skin.. what a bummer.
Xander; Well if we can't make a dent outside, let's make him all fussy inside.
He said offhandedly while looking at Cassie.''
Does this make any sense or am I shooting rainbows ?
Comments from author:
Cassie figures that out herself, though, because it's a tactic common to Pym-ites. He doesn't really need to tell the girls how to do their jobs, does he? I mean, they know how to do their jobs. At this point, Kate and Cassie have been doing it for two years and Bekah has the memories of two superheroes who each have about a decade of "on the job" experience.
Review By [warfolomei] • Date [12 Dec 11] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "All Sorts of Awkward" from warfolomei
Wow.. just wow. Most people.. prominent authors.. yeah this conversation will not end well. I apologies for my stupidity.

Wait, untrained ? So let me see if I understood this correctly;
After everything that happened, he didn't even try to learn anything new ?
In a world where mutants exist, where weapons to contain them are been made. He never, in his wildest dreams, imagined a situation where slayer and witches would be powerless against mutant threat ?
Who let him command slayers again and why ?
Or am I missing something...
Comments from author:
No offense, but you've been here for a bit over two months. Some of us have been here for over eight years. A certain level of familiarity starts to grow at that point, be it with other members or fixtures of the site such as the infamous WIWU challenge.

As for the second part... oh, was I supposed to develop some complete alternate history for the series and all the characters within Buffy the Vampire Slayer because her Hellmouth is part of Earth-617? And even if I did go and do that... what? This is the man who never thought to buy a gun, take martial arts lessons, or learn how to use a melee weapon beyond blind swipes in canon. What sort of alternate adjustments would he have made for the presence of mutants in his world, when he did so little to prepare for the threats he actually faced on a daily basis? Xander is the everyman. That's the point of Xander. That's the point of Xander in the series and that's the point of Xander in this story. He's not Captain America or Batman or Blade. He's Xander. His girlfriends are the superheroes. He's just some dude who fell ass backwards into a kick ass situation.
Review By [warfolomei] • Date [12 Dec 11] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Things That Go Splat in the Night" from warfolomei
O.o Wait is that hostility I feel from your response .. is that even possible ?.?
So I just couldn't leave it be.
Well if it was a challenge then it makes sense, but it wasn't written on the first page the last time I checked. So pardon my blunder.
It is true that it has been a while (but after the whole twilight fiasco who can blame me), but wasn't his main 'shtick' is seeng more than the others and provide 'outside of the box' thinking ? Things he exhibited trough the series while been human; courage, daring and self-sacrifice ... isn't that heroic ? Because you make it sound like he is a waste of space right now.
Comments from author:
The story is one of like, fifty responses to one of the longest-running challenges in the history of this site, laid down by the founder and answered by a number of prominent authors. Most people recognize it by now so I don't bother mentioning the challenge anymore.

And again, you seem to be forgetting that he's of dubious usefulness against vampires and demons, both of which are significantly inferior to the powersets you'll run across in the Marvel universe. It's not daring, courage, or self-sacrifice to jump into a superhero battle as an untrained normal person... it's suicidal stupidity.
Review By [warfolomei] • Date [11 Dec 11] • Rating [8 out of 10]
Review of chapter "When Xander Woke Up" from Downery
Yea.. stopped reading after Xander couldn't remember a 4-some. Every damn story that involves drinking and waking up with wome(a)n has unable to remember and i always call bullshit. Sometimes i forget what i did when i was really really really drunk a few weeks afterwards but i do remember most of it when i wake up the next morning. That entire drunk blackout cliche is over used and idiotic. Drunks have blackouts after drinking for years, regular people usually remember unless they go unconscious or just pretend not to remmeber. Also adrenaline makes you sober. I've been drunk as a skunk and sober after a round of sex with my girlfriend. Ditto with having the place i was in raided for selling liquor after 2am and other things that got my heart pumping. If sex with 3 women isn't enough adrenaline and excitement to knock you sober then nothing is.
Comments from author:
...someone obviously never read the challenge behind the story. I'm just working with what I'm given but if you really wanna be so narrow-minded as to gig me for that, feel free. Probably wanna make sure to ignore the other 50-odd responses scattered around the site too.
Review By [Downery] • Date [10 Dec 11] • Rating [5 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from warfolomei
Hmmm.. this is a hard one.
Firstly, the artwork is well made and gives that extra candy for the eyes.
The story was jumpy in the beginning, but slowed down in the current chapters. Shame you didn't do more with drunken night in Vegas.
How about giving Xander something ''heroic'' to do ?
Can't wait to read more.
Comments from author:
Well first of all, the challenge is a story that takes up after the night in Vegas. You don't do the night in Vegas. Ever. Secondly... I'm not sure when the last time you watched the show was, but Xander was rarely "heroic" and especially in a world where his girlfriends throw down with alien invasions and guys who can blow up cars by pointing their hand at them or grow to giant sizes or stuff like that? He's more outclassed than he is against vampires and demons.
Review By [warfolomei] • Date [7 Dec 11] • Rating [9 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from (Current Donor)dogbertcarroll
LOL! Best chapter yet.
Comments from author:
I think this is one of the pieces that was in Trigamy 2.0 (the '09 version that never got uploaded) because it was salvaged from a working file but nobody remembers reading it...
Review By [(Current Donor)dogbertcarroll] • Date [22 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from cwolf
Well.. the interviewed teenager probably has a lot of female students wanting to string him up now.

Ouch to the guy being kicked. But he deserved it. And I'm a guy saying that.
Comments from author:
Superheroines dun like guns. They like them even less when they're on their period.
Review By [cwolf] • Date [22 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from Raider
and the end of the chapter was hilarious.

thank you, I needed that laugh badly.
Comments from author:
*takes a bow*
Review By [Raider] • Date [21 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from CrystalBlaze
After that last burn MJ came out with at the end of the chapter, I figure the odds of her being the contributor for "Pants..." is about 75%, but as nurture has a lot to do with it as well, I suppose it's down to how she took in her "upbringing" and who was most responsible for Auntie Flow.

(I pologise profusely for the bluntness, there, but as you have everyone around being blunt about periods (including Bekah) I felt it almost safe to do.
Comments from author:
I would personally put my money on MJ. After all, she's whipped out a pistol and made Norman Osborn back down when in full Green Goblin mania. That chick is scary as shit.
Review By [CrystalBlaze] • Date [21 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from Meneldur
Well, this was fun. L'xi and Tommy - hilarious, but... blech. On the other hand, in Ultimate Avengers, Pietro and Wanda were together. And in Runaways, it was implied the Yorkes were also mother and son or something, so maybe there is a certain percentage of Super-people who have incestuous tendencies?
Oh, poor Xander. Having to deal with the perils and annoyances of daily life. Still, I'd do that any day if it gets me three girls like Bekah, Cassie and Kate, especially if they don't mind being together. The robbers were so screwed, but their debate and arguments were quite funny.
Loved the 'costume party'. Great jokes and banter, though no true info on serious stuff, except costume changes. Wonder how often Emma is insulted in these things. Let's hope it happens more when she's actually there, because that would probably lead to even better insults and banter.
MJ got the last word, and that was probably the best part of the chapter, so kudos on that, and can't wait to see where it goes from here, especially as we haven't even started on Dawn and her problems. 'Till then.
Comments from author:
With the Runaways, you're thinking of the Hayes (Molly's parents) and they're brother and sister also. Molly being a 'pureblood' mutant is speculated as being why she manifests such impressive powers at such a young age.

And there is some information on serious stuff snuck in between the jokes and such if you look. Like that this world's Janet already has one doctoral degree and is working on a second, as opposed to Janet of 616 canon who had... Lord only knows what. She's also involved in some sort of project that has to do with wasps and people.
Review By [Meneldur] • Date [21 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from msdarque
Exciting and intriguing chapter... wow.
Quite liked reading it. Poor robbers, but they brought it to themselves. ;)
Comments from author:
Never, ever piss off a woman on her period. Give her chocolate, and then run away.
Review By [msdarque] • Date [21 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from Ignotus
Schnapps and Orange juice out the nose frakking hurts. Or at least Vodka and Orange juice does. Clears the sinuses something quick though.

I hope those robbers have earned the errors of their ways. That first robber definitely should have. I have a cousin in the hospital industry who has seen the damage done by such an impact. The guy lost one of his, er, you-knows, because it basically burst. He had to walk with a cane for months.
Comments from author:
I learned don't mess with PMS very early in life. *eyes mother*
Review By [Ignotus] • Date [20 Nov 11] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Kick Ass" from Orchamus
Well, hot damn, we all learned a valuable lesson today. Don't mess with the PMS, seriously. As to the whole chapter itself, rather nice, gives a bit more to work with in terms of what everybody is doing in their daily life, and another face in Cleveland. Not too much to say for this one, cept keep up the good work.
Comments from author:
We're going to see more slices of daily life as we round out Part 3 with Chapters 24 and 25; they're not Xander-centric so people probably won't review them. Things will pick up more with Chapter 26 and the events of Halloween.
Review By [Orchamus] • Date [20 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Things That Go Splat in the Night" from msdarque
Poor girls... I haven't exactly though about it, but they must basically be almost constantly hungry.
It's a good solution that Sarah came up with and I'm sure quite a lot of the Slayers would agree.... as we already saw. :)
Great, informative chapter. Congrats!
Comments from author:
It's also my way of explaining the terminally scrawny Sarah Michelle Gellar and the fact that neither Bianca Lawson nor Eliza Dushku really had much in the way of extra weight either. I mean obviously the activity would keep them streamlined, but all three were below healthy weight, with SMG drastically so.
Review By [msdarque] • Date [9 Nov 11] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Things That Go Splat in the Night" from (Recent Donor)Deamondeathstone
This one made me hungry.

So Poison Ivy a-like, local dimensiomal version, Dimensionally displaced DC bad girl going good or just superhuman fangirl of the comic character with simular enough powers to get away with dressing like her?

No but really, they have the technology, let them clone Jarvis.
Comments from author:
Actually, we've already met her back in Chapter 17. That's why the note mentions that the art is being slotted in there; I just tucked it in as a present at the end of this chapter too so people know it exists. :)

...actually, she debuts in Chapter 11 but not by name or in this appearance...
Review By [(Recent Donor)Deamondeathstone] • Date [9 Nov 11] • Not Rated
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