Oh yay!! REALLY looking forward to the interaction with Thor! (Or could you be twist-slinging here with a Loki visit, instead? And would Xander bring up the Marvel comics in that situation???) Anyhow, can't wait to see the next installment!

CT.

I'm glad that you're enjoying the story. The encounter with the Asgard will certainly be fun.

Noooooo, Buffy should not have a Lightsaber. If she did, she would likely commit Bookicide {The Slashing of Giles' books), and besides Teal'c deserves the Lightsaber more, He will respect it, honor it, and actually be careful with it. Is Teal'c becoming a Jedi or a witch? There have been stories where magic is used to channel 'The Force'.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7296047/1/Rule_of_two_dreams_come_true
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6505708/1/bHermione_b_Jane_Granger_bJedi_b

I've read these two, good stories. I have not read the other two, yet....I just found them when searched for the others.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4202460/1/Hermionethe_bJedi_b
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4298933/1/bHermione_b_Discovers_Rowling

P.S. I really Like Teal'c as a Jedi, it works.

I'm glad that you like the idea of Teal'c as a Jedi, although it's more that he thinks he's a Jedi. Thanks for the stories you suggest as well. I'll take a look at them when I have some free time. As far as Buffy getting a lightsaber, the obvious solution is a compromise. Sam should build more lightsabers, and then they can both have one. Giles will just have to find some way to defend his precious books.

Aw shucks, that Fluffy Bunny! She's so terrified now! Poor Jack. Terrified Buffy is even scarier than non terrified Buffy. All I ask is that you don't keep us waiting too long. This is very funny and I can't wait to see what you do next!

Blue

I'm glad that you like the story so far. I'll try not to keep you in suspense for too much longer.

these jokers weren't getting one step further into the SGC.

Oh, ye of little faith. Plus, Murphy just loves that kind of thinking.

That was exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that line. Thanks for the kind review.

Fluffy Winters ? Is Buffy making fun of her own name ?

Seriously (and I can't believe I'm using that word here), this is good - it's hilarious, and you manage to make fun of everybody involved without crossing the line into outright character-bashing. It's a fine line, but you're walking it very well. Keep up the good work !

PS. The Council isn't going to be shot, or imprisoned. They're going to be drafted. That "bow before your God" stuff won't work against people who've defeated real ones.

Thanks for the kind review. I'm glad that you like the story, and don't think it's character-bashing (as I hate character-bashing, and have been trying to keep everyone roughly in character in increasingly ridiculous circumstances, although I do think that they're quite a bit more light-hearted than their canon counterparts.

As far as your PS goes, I completely agree that, provided nothing too serious happens, drafting is far more likely than some sort of attempted execution or imprisonment. Of course, if Jedi Teal'c ever joined forces with Darth Andrew, I think that I might die laughing, so I might have to stop the story before we reach that point.

Review of chapter "Chapter Three" from WolfWriter
Review:
Not unless Willow can cast spells silently, I don't see a way out of this for our intrepid band of Slayers.
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This ain't Harry Potter. Go back and watch the old Bewitched TV series. Witches like Willow *CAN* cast spells without speaking.

I'm loving this, and I can't wait for more. xxxx

I'm glad that you like the story. Thank you for the kind review.

This was a fun chapter! Especially the 'paraplegic granny' bit. Really looking forward to what happens next. Especially now that the Buffy/Jack showdown is imminent. And the Faith/Teal'c showdown should prove just as good, if slightly disturbing. ^.^

CT.

I'm glad that you enjoyed the chapter. The Buffy/Jack showdown is on the way, although, considering the way this story's going, you might be wiser to anticipate 'comedy of errors' than 'showdown.' :)

The Goa'uld's preteen cheer squad is going to beat their asses :D

We'll see. Don't count SG-1 out yet. :)

"... SG-1 faces off against the true Goa'uld preteen cheer squad."

Are you nuts? Don't write that, do you want to kill all your readers? I almost died of laughter just reading that line!

Great chapter, I loved Fluffy Winters and her interaction with the poor soldiers. Can't wait to see what she's going to do to SG-1.

I'm glad that you enjoyed the chapter. As for SG-1's battle against the Goa'uld's cheer squad, as I said, I'm not even sure that I could pull off an idea quite that absurd.

Famous last words, Jack! Even if you just thought them, they are gonna doom you...probably.

Yep. Tempting fate in a comedy fic is not of the good.

Lovely so far. Still absolutely adore it. Unfortunately they think that Willow is just telekinetic and that she would have no defense against the gas. I think Willow could handle it just fine. I wonder if Andrew will be terribly disappointed that they came to rescue him but he's only part of the objective. It would be hilarious if when they get him back one of the SG crew hear someone telling him that he was in so much trouble and would be punished but the punishment was something stupid like having to clean the bathrooms for 2 months.
Can't wait for more.

I'm glad that you're still enjoying the story. In order to avoid spoilers, I'll offer no comment on Willow, but, as for Andrew, unless they can swing him a ride on Thor's spaceship, I'm sure that he'll find something to complain about.

OMG - Fluffy Winters (poster child for the vapid, blond cheerleaders of America) and the attack of the prepubescent girl scouts.

I was laughing out load so much reading this chapter that the wife thought I was having a fit.

So So funny. Also loved the lines:

Maybe the one-eyed guy was secretly Nick Fury, and the girls were ninjas serving the Hand.

No person could possibly be this stupid without a lobotomy or three. Maybe the blond had a lobotomy in order to try and forget her horrendously awful name.

I'm glad that you found the chapter amusing. This story has really been my opportunity to use all those lines I've always wanted to use, but which could never fit into a serious narrative.

Not unless Willow can cast spells silently, I don't see a way out of this for our intrepid band of Slayers.

Well, Jack tempted fate at the end, so, obviously, we must take into account Murphy's Law. Don't count out our intrepid band yet!

Love Tealc's ability with the Force! I can't wait to see where you're going to go with that.

I'm glad you like it. However, Teal'c's powers are not yet very advanced, so it will be a little while yet before they become central to the story.