Are the guys from COBRA the same kind of inbred idiots that the Wizarding World produces???

They seem to have the same level of stupidity that the Imperial Stormtroopers possess, and that's saying something!!!

I liked the part where one of the twins got a broken finger for his stupidity. I bet that hurt like a bitch.

Uh, is your Cobra Commander a human or the deformed snake guy that was in that last TV movie?

I preferred the human one more than the snake. But if he's a snake demon, then Buffy has the right to kill the dope.

Serpos is NOT Cobra Commander

And minions have a union to act this way didn't you know?

Thank you for the review.

Ah, things get somewhat clearer. Boy the big-bad doesn't do much research if they thought kidnapping two of Xander's girls was a good idea.
But then they were probably aiming at the Joes rather than Xander...bad idea really bad.

Great chapter!

big bads never seem to do research....

Thanks for the review(s)

Well written brutality as Xander's reaction.

Thank you, it took a couple drafts to get it written the way I wanted.

DAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!! Xander went apesh!t on that vamp! Don't blame him though. So are the gals going to let the boys have all the fun?

Oh its coming...

Angel bought the hotel years ago. It was on Angel.

Loving the story, but other half is kinda like WHAT do they have in common? Last cartoon they unmasked Cobra and he had the head of a cobra, they are into the sciencey stuff and Buff has had to fight against sciencey stuff..TEDD for example.. LOL

Thank you for the info and the review.

Okay a few things, one: Does Angel even actually legally own the Hyperion if not then by throwing the Dreadnoks out the slayer could get in some decent legal trouble, two: why would general hawk send alpine or bazooka on a mission like this?

one: The Dreadnoks aren't exactly bright... and just wait... legality will rear its unwelcome head soon enough

two: Comic Relief and they always seemed to be paired with Flint and Lady Jaye in a few episodes.

Wow, mini-slayers kick butt!

Now why would Cobra what the Hyperion...

Hrmmm I don't know... ;)

Thanks for the review

Cool way of extending the plot. Nicely done.

=)
Glad you are enjoying this.

Interesting x over. I am glad Xander is getting a decent father out of this mess. Well done I always liked Shipwreck. Of course it would have been funnier if he was related to cobra commander lol.

that's disturbing in so many ways...
thank you for the review :)

that was great... and it sure had some pretty amusing scenes...
can`t wait to see what they will find out about Cobra and their intentions ^_^

Soon you shall see...

You realize, of course, that Xander will almost certainly hang Polly with the name Polly Morph?

I dunno...
Thank you for the review.

Almost had me spitting out my soup!!!
Edit: Yes...was laughing that much. Polly as a polymorph was a great idea. But I think what had me laughing so much was the idea that Xander is Shipwreak's son...both get into so much trouble all the time. Perfect Father son team!!

This is a good thing yes?

:)

Polly as a demon

vs Polly as a mutant from Red Witch's misfitverse on fanfiction.net.

Both have good points heh.

Though the second can spread his mutation like wildfire through the parrot population of the planet. per fanfic by Red Witch

Ooo can you email me the link?

awesome story with some very interesting twists...
eagerly awaiting to read more ^_^

Cool; wonder if Polly is some sort of Immortal bored until she found Hector and was sufficiently amused by him that she decided to tag along to witness all the wacky hijinks...

Which goes a ways in explaining the various narrow escapes and such...

Might be, not a bad idea to be honest.

Thank you for the review.