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Review of chapter "SG-1 and a Brit" from LordBaz
Review:
Pinky and The Brain. Awesome.

Ach, my brain is trying to create a terawatt styled "are you thinking what I'm thinking" gag line and missing it by... that much!
Comments from author:
Willow: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Jack: Well sure, brain, but where would we get ten gallons of molten dipping chocolate and a girl named Kennedy?
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Oh my God, Jack! You *are* pondering what I'm pondering?
Review By [LordBaz] • Date [5 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from burmafrdnow
Review:
the NID and Kinsey were always the weakest parts of SG. the NID would have gotten taken down by the other alphabet soups due to their attitude. And political support is nowhere near as powerful as the show made it look. Kinsey would have been found out and forced to resign very early on. with the tech that SG had bugging him and blackmailing him to resign would have been easy and quick. Just the usual Hollywood laziness and contempt for the audience.

All they would have to do is bug him during one of his rants and then show that to other senators and he is done.
Comments from author:
I thought that the Original Kinsey of the first season finale - a man who was doing what was right, but just happened to be wrong this time - was far more interesting and would make a better threat. But Spikeification set in, and he changed into this. And the NID wasn't even an official government spy agency, they were supposed to be a partly-non-governmental oversight agency.

I'm going to blame the networks, since they screwed up everything else they could. The show was canceled so many times it must have had its own sarcophagus.
Review By [burmafrdnow] • Date [5 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from JediKnight
Review:
Nice work on this update.
Comments from author:
Thanks. There will be more in two weeks.
Review By [JediKnight] • Date [5 Aug 14] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from RevDorothyL
Review:
Keeping my fingers crossed that Kinsey really DOES have a stroke over Lizzie's continued ability to breathe and elude his NID lackeys and/or minions! :)
Comments from author:
I don't know. Having a stroke doesn't seem awful enough for the Senator. Too bad magical!Willow isn't around to make his nose grow every time he lies. :D
Review By [RevDorothyL] • Date [5 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from dcarson
Review:
Still no proof of meeting an alt her but they can now easily convince her that really weird happens to them. Which does make selling the multiverse easier. And if Carter and Willow meet and talk Carter must have some theories by now on multiverses, she has both the quantum mirror and the meet the hell goddess examples to theorize from. Willow will probably understand the math even if that doesn't prove the existence it shows that yes it is possible.
Comments from author:
I think that showing Willow the math would be enough to convince her of alternative dimensions. Getting Willow to believe that there's another Willow Rosenberg who makes Dr. Strange look like a pushover? Whole separate problem. :D
Review By [dcarson] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and a Brit" from fanreaderonetwo
Review:
"O’Neill frowned, “Way too often. Sometimes it seems like it’s about once a week.” ]~~


I see what you did there. I laughed my ass off.

Comments from author:

:D Yes, I couldn't resist."

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Actually figuring with 214 SG-1 episodes over 10 seasons (214/520=0.41), that means "its about once every _other_ week"......... grin
Comments from author:
Wait, you mean there wasn't really a 15-week gap for the episode '100 Days'?
Review By [fanreaderonetwo] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from (Current Donor)Speakertocustomers
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Would 'Dollhouse' and 'Firefly' ever have been given the go-ahead in a world with no 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'? In my personal canon, in all my 'verses in which Buffy is real and BtVS was never made, 'Alien Resurrection' brought a grinding halt to Joss Whedon's career and he now lives in a Los Angeles storm drain and survives by eating rats and making crude clothing out of their skins.

EDIT: and 'The Avengers' was directed by Michael Bay and was terrible.
Comments from author:
Well, he could have a perfectly good career as a screenwriter and screenplay doctor. His work on Toy Story was great, and his punchlines for Alien Resurrection were the only good parts left after the studio execs got their moldy breadgrabbers on the product. He's also done some uncredited screenplay doctoring that is widely known even if not listed in the movie credits. And 'Avengers' was awesome.

EDIT: But the Michael Bay 'Avengers' had more explosions. And for God's sake, why did he cast Megan Fox as the Black Widow? WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!
Review By [(Current Donor)Speakertocustomers] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from DieselDriver
Review:
Finished this chapter LMAO. Poor Liz, or maybe Lucky Liz for falling in with the good guys and being cool enough to realize it.
Comments from author:
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Liz certainly seems to have bad (or awesomely good) timing.
Review By [DieselDriver] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from ShalaDakiri
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**Even that weird guy who created ‘Dollhouse’ and ‘Firefly’ wouldn’t make up something that bizarre.**

...yes, you went there. I love it.

Anyway, it sounds like things are starting to get interesting.
Comments from author:
Yes, my muse and I wrote that and then sat around and laughed with each other.
Review By [ShalaDakiri] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from Grovtech
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Okay maybe you didn't break the fourth wall, but you sure did peek over the top with the 'one a week' and 'Joss Wedon' remarks. In a way that's comforting to know that Doll House isn't going to show up here, although that still leaves the Bionic and Alex's universes open for it.

Grover
Comments from author:
I didn't break the fourth wall, but I might have leaned against it a bit. :D
Review By [Grovtech] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from EarnestScribbler
Review:
"About once a week."

NARF!!
Comments from author:
:D Not enough people reference Pinky and the Brain on a regular basis.

Oh crud, now I've got that theme song stuck in my head...
Review By [EarnestScribbler] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from Dragan
Review:
“Does this kind of stuff happen to you guys a lot?”

O’Neill frowned, “Way too often. Sometimes it seems like it’s about once a week.”

‘Murray’ nodded in agreement. “Indeed.”


Roflmao!

I just loved that one. :) Could be worse, it could also be a Tuesday!
Comments from author:
:D But there's no Dawn so they're safe on that one.
Review By [Dragan] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from MarcusRowland
Review:
Well, that ought to speed things up a little. Just hope it's Thor, not Loki, and that it's something that will convince Liz they're the good guys.
Comments from author:
Nope, it's not Thor. :(
Review By [MarcusRowland] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from Zorgdub
Review:
~~[ seriously? A magical vampire slayer with superhuman powers, and her nerdy bookworm buddy who turned into the most powerful witch this side of Merlin? Even that weird guy who created ‘Dollhouse’ and ‘Firefly’ wouldn’t make up something that bizarre. ]~~

~~[ “Does this kind of stuff happen to you guys a lot?”

O’Neill frowned, “Way too often. Sometimes it seems like it’s about once a week.” ]~~


I see what you did there. I laughed my ass off.
Comments from author:
:D Yes, I couldn't resist.
Review By [Zorgdub] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "SG-1 and an Agent, part V" from fanreaderonetwo
Review:
"Okay, she had a big bottle of ‘apple cider’ in her fridge that was spiked with preservative and a sedative, just in case she had ever needed to bring someone home and deal with them there. Honey West had distilled a real sense of ultra-suspiciousness in her, and it had served her well."

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If its a commercial bottle of cider with an (apparently) intact seal, a _really_ careful or suspicious person might notice that its well passed its marked 'sell by date'. Unless she replaces it fairly often or tampers with the date.....
Comments from author:
Some of those have 'sell by' dates that are ridiculously far in the future.
Review By [fanreaderonetwo] • Date [4 Aug 14] • Not Rated
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