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Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from DieselDriver
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I've always kind of imagined how well a slayer would do in a formula 1 race car. They are such that the guy on Top Gear, who has driven all kinds of super cars, couldn't even get it around the first lap without spinning out and scaring the crap out of himself several times. Slayer reflexes should feel right at home.
Review By [DieselDriver] • Date [20 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from DieselDriver
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The bit about Dragons. I've never found that to be even close to believable. No dragon (except Errol on Discworld) has ever been able to go supersonic. Any good F-15 or F-22 could outrun them, An A-10 could blast the blue blazes out of them with that 30 mm Gatling gun or hellfire missiles and SA-2's and better would be pretty hard to out run or live through. Plus there's a number of air launch able Nuke warhead missiles available that would certainly take out any swarm of dragons anywhere close together. And imagine an SR-71 passing a group of Dragons from behind. They wouldn't hear it coming, it would be a complete surprise when the shockwave hit. Even the shockwave from an F-15 or 22 at mach 2.5 would shake them up a bit. Run a formation of such past the dragons at that speed and hit them with multiple shockwaves, well I think the dragons would be crying and whimpering and wanting to go hide.
Review By [DieselDriver] • Date [20 Aug 14] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from sdavidm
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Cute drabbles. :-)
Review By [sdavidm] • Date [12 Jan 10] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from Amai
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On the plus side - a new chapter I hadn't read. On the downside - story is now finished. A good day. But are you sure you don't want to make it a hundred things that never happened to Buffy?

'he sparkled at me' *snort*
Review By [Amai] • Date [25 Jun 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from azulkan
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Enjoyed all the drabbles.
Review By [azulkan] • Date [1 Apr 09] • Rating [10 out of 10]
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from RevDorothyL
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Very enjoyable!
Review By [RevDorothyL] • Date [9 Feb 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from RippersGirl
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Great drabbles! I especially loved the Lie to me one :-)
Review By [RippersGirl] • Date [9 Feb 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from (Current Donor)Sulien
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I enjoyed all of these in this chapter, but I especially liked the Sanctuary crossover and the Twilight crossover made me laugh, despite the fact that I'm anything but a fan of Twilight.

The Inkheart cross confused me a bit, though...why would Xander be reading that particular passage from The Fellowship of the Ring? *scratches head* Edited to add: If flowing water to fill the cavern was needed, I would think that a description of the drowning of NĂºmenor or Rauros Falls would be better than the trickle of water that the Sirannon had become.

Reply: Ah, okay, now I've got it. Thanks! I need to read that book.
Comments from author:
Glad you enjoyed it! =)

As far as the Inkheart cross: that's because it described a lake filling a confined valley. And as the Silvertongues in the story can cause whatever they read to come into being... =)
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [8 Feb 09] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from RippersGirl
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These were great!
Review By [RippersGirl] • Date [19 Feb 08] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from ShyBob
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That was a remarkable number of crosses pulled off fairly well. The two that surprised me most were 'The Rock' and 'Live Free...' Never thought to see them here!
Review By [ShyBob] • Date [28 Dec 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Additional Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from (Current Donor)Sulien
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Oh, ouch... "Heaven has no direction" definitely hurt and I bsolutely loved Buffy and Glorfindel (that whole Tolkien nut thing), but my favorite of all of these to date has to be for "The Island" and this line "If his soul had had a clause, it would have left him then." So much said in such a short snippet!
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [13 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten More Things that Never Happened to Buffy" from (Current Donor)Sulien
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Loved the Firefly and LoTR crosses (I am such a ho for the characters getting pulled into the Buffyverse, especially Aragorn).
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [13 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers" from (Current Donor)Sulien
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Ch 1 totally rocked my socks! All of them were great, but I'm very partial to the Atlantis, Spider Man and Men In Black ones. Made me laugh out loud, they did. *off to read the other chapters I missed, expect more feedback*
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [13 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from (Current Donor)Sulien
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I absolutely loved these, but the "Transformers" one made me laugh out loud. Nope, Andrew would not ever let them live this one down and Xander would be having little giggle fits right beside him.

Of course, you also realize that the Dresden one just begs for a longer story, don't you? *begs shamelessly*
Review By [(Current Donor)Sulien] • Date [13 Nov 07] • Not Rated
Review of chapter "Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy" from (Past Donor)AmarinRose
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I so very much want more of that last one. And the Peter Pan one. They're *perfect* and would make such great and interesting stories. :)
Review By [(Past Donor)AmarinRose] • Date [12 Nov 07] • Rating [10 out of 10]
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