Lol. Rofl. Really funny. Can't await to read more. :-)
I wonder how he will get blood to survive, and will he forever be a four year old kid-vampire? *grin*

oh god, that was funny! heh.

Lol! No offense taken!!! That was actually fun. Now, I think you mean "Petit Clou". "Petite" refers to something female or feminine. And you need to use "Ton" instead of "Ta" when you use the french for "yours" about something male again... or some feminine words starting with an a, e, i, o, or u. Like, "a plate" becomes "une assiette" but instead of saying "ta assiette" we say "ton assiette". Okay, I'm gonna shut up right now, especially since I lack some of the right words to explain it in english.