Press Release [Willow/ Bridget Jones]

Title: Press Release

tth100 theme: Witches

Crossover fandom: Bridget Jones

Characters: Willow & Bridget

Prompt: 009- Writing

Word Count: 232

Rating: G

Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns all things Buffy. Helen Fielding et al own all things Bridget.

--On with the story…--

“Excuse me!”

Buffy looked over to see a blond woman leading a crowd of people over. “Uh oh- the press is here.”

Willow followed her gaze. “Maybe I should deal with this. The only reason that last journalist didn’t sue you was because he didn’t want to admit that a girl had thrown him through the door.”

The slayer laughed. “Sure- you know I’m not one for the politics anyway.”

The group had just about reached them, the blond still leading, shoving people out her way with her elbows. Willow stepped forward, a bright smile on her face. “Can I help you?”

The women in the front visibly drew herself up. “Hello. My name is Bridget Jones; I’m a reporter from Sit Up Britain. We had reports from umm…people who said that there was some kind of monster here.” She said, sounding totally rehearsed.

“Nope, no monster here.”

“We’ve had several reports-“

“Again, nope. You’ve got it wrong.” Willow said, still smiling sweetly.

“I’m an award winning journalist!” Well; sort of, anyway…

“Really? Well if we ever need a journalist, then we’ll be sure to look you up. But now we really must be going.”

Willow and Buffy backed away quickly leaving Bridget with the rest of the crowd.

“Right. Well, that’s okay then.” She muttered to herself. “I’ll just write a new story. A better story. And I’ll get an award.”

--Finis--